...okay, so i'm not, but i do want to tell you all how disappointed i am that no one registered this account name before me. dorks.

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kill a cat, fuck yourself.

i thought about it, but decided it wasn't worth it. d:

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

wait a sec, dillhole. you were the only one posting at the time that i started this thread. therefore, it has to be you who, in fact, opened this account.

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kill a cat, fuck yourself.

well, thanks for clearing that up, menbah. amazing powers of deduction. now i may as well open-source your password.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

People who create alter-egoes and then have conversations with them are annoying.

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Get it right!

crap! and i was being such a good newbie!

...i'm going to bed now.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

me too (:

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kill a cat, fuck yourself.

I think you will find that the plural of ego is actually egos, not egoes.

My job in life seems to be the bizarre task of correcting DrPedantic...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Stupid alter-egos...

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Dave - Not to be confused with Dan

HEY! It's good to hear from the good twin!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Actually, we're both evil twins.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I did not mean to offend.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

alters-ego???

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

actually, the doctor told me in a tearful confession about his struggle with how to pluralize "ego." apparently, he was too tired to look it up.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

I used to spend quite a bit of time on zug.com when they first got their message boards up and running. They didn't have a log in feature, but rather let you type your name in each time you submitted a post. Hence it was really easy to make people up. I once started a thread and made about thirty replies to it all under different names. Which you're allowed to do if you're a colossal geek.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

I remember a BBS like that back in the days when people still used BBS's (and Clovis points). We quickly found out that there was nothing to stop us from imitating other users (and portraying them as narcs, donkey wranglers, Republicans, or what-have-you).

Ah, for fun. Those were the days when you could derail certain terminals simply by including "no carrier" somewhere in your message body.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

quote:

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Ah, for fun. Those were the days when you could derail certain terminals simply by including "no carrier" somewhere in your message body.

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Ah, for fun. Those were the days when you could derail certain terminals simply by including "no carrier" somewhere in your message body.

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Leggo my Ego!

It's Hanson.

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What others say about boorite!

>>READY

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What others say about boorite!

I just thought I should mention that, since Dan and I are twins, and I am clearly the good twin while he is the evil twin, that Big Evil Dave is obviously some kind of faker.

...unless we're triplets... *gasp!*

No, that can't be right... what kind of mother would have triplets, and name one Daniel and two David? It is completely illogical. Besides, whoever heard of an evil triplet? It's... against tradition.

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Small Nice Dave - p/w: opposite of "eviltwin" of course!

...and for the record, there are five of us in the abnmeh family. DrPedantic is our godfather, and we were raised by tree frogs in Patagonia.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars