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Dear Mikey G,
I'm so sorry you have no one to spend Christmas with this year. I'm also sorry that you have nothing better to do on Christmas Eve because of the above mentioned than to make assholic comments in a forum that has long stopped caring about you. Maybe you should hack into your ex girlfriend's email or myspace account again (unless, of course, you already have).
Love,
Chicka
I'm sorry that you have noth
Nice try, twatzilla. Apparently, however, there is somebody who dislikes my "ex-girlfriend" more than I do. I think it's pretty fucking funny that the first person both of you sloppy twats pick for that shit is me. I hold grudges, but the kind of shit you're talking about is kiddie bullshit, not worth my time, and totally all speculation, and the simple fact that it would cross either of your minds to be me shows me how little anyone knows me. Plus, there have been more than enough guys up in that to warrant a little bit of a broader analysis. Fuck off,
Mike Garvey
278 Main Street #F104
West Haven, CT 06516
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.