Alright...I am Deisel...but can u blame me? All I needed was a fresh start to stop acting like such a cock-sucking turkey licker. Aw, u all hate me more now don't u? And Skagg, that conversation we had about where we lived...I wan't THAT anoying. Was I??? 'Cos I was u would piss on me. A second chance?

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

Now, Deisel, I had decided to ignore you, but just this once I will make an exception.

As soon as this new name turned up on the forum, we knew it was you, because it was just as annoying as you. Now, this should tell you something very important - we disliked you the second time as well. We didn't dislike "manky man" because we knew it was you. It was the exact opposite - we knew manky man was Deisel, because he was so unlikeable. Also, the fact that you "forgot" where you live was just idiotic. Nobody gets so upset that they forget what town they live in. You were obviously covering up a lie, which made it even more obvious who you really were.

Here's my advice: Go back and read as many of your postings as you can find, and read them carefully. As a group, we find them obnoxious. If you want to stop pissing everyone off and actually try to fit in, don't post in the same style as all these old postings of yours that you are reading.

I also suggest, as has been suggested many times before, that you go away for a few months, come back with a new username, and don't do anything annoying. Don't trumpet your arrival with multiple threads. Don't post bad comics to threads that have a completely different topic. DON'T BE DEISEL!

Oh, one last thing - we don't hate you even more now. I don't think that would be possible.

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I hate him now more than ever.

It's hard for annoying people to stop being annoying. Deisel will always be annoying he has neither the charm nor the wit to save himself from the depths of annoyingness. I was once hated as much as if not more than deisel but I was able to pull myself out of it and become a semi-respectable regular. So in conclusion, deisel sucks donkey balls and always will.

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What others say about boorite!

I dont even know the guy. But that last picture managed to make me feel , for a fraction of a second , better than normal

And ive got a vicious headcold.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

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*cough cough Deisel cough*

Hmm? What's that? No, I just had a tickle in my throat. Don't mind me.

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You mean Diesel. And what's that? I know it's a type of petrol but is it some kind of net term DexX?

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That Deisel, eh? He almost had me fooled!

Have you really just broken up with your girlfriend, Deisel?

That ought to teach you to have the guy wear a condom.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

head

u fucking bastard i hate you burn mutherfucker i;ll piss in your eyes

-ad

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

...but not while he's burning, or else you might accidentally put him out.

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

sorry

adam got hold of my password cuz i left the computer logged on today unattended

changed it now

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

...but not while he's burning, or else you might accidentally put him out.

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That made me shoot orange juice out my nose. Which burned like a fucker, let me tell you.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

...but not while he's burning, or else you might accidentally put him out.

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That made me shoot orange juice out my nose. Which burned like a fucker, let me tell you.

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That's ok, skagg'll just piss in your nose.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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sorry

adam got hold of my password cuz i left the computer logged on today unattended

changed it now

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Tell Adam to get his own nick! He's funny!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

eh yo whut up geeks n freaks?

so that wisecrack cocksucking turdtickling poopusher said id put the fire out did he? what an oblong piece of nobcheese, i'll coat u in chip fat first, then laugh as you light up like my ex wife.

word.

That ought to teach you to have the guy wear a condom.

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People you know get headcolds from anal sex?

What kind of society do you live in Wirthling? Clearly its not the same one as me.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

(I hate explaining a joke, especially when it's as lame as the one I posted, but you sound confused, so here it is...)

headcold

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Nazi, nazi, Hitler....

bippity, boppity, boo.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

That ought to teach you to have the guy wear a condom.

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People you know get headcolds from anal sex?

What kind of society do you live in Wirthling? Clearly its not the same one as me.

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Actually, colds can be transmitted by bodily fluids, including those shared during sex.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent