Not only will my sleep schedule be more in tune with the time back home, but there is absolutely NOTHING to do on night shift barring certain occasions. So I get to surf the web all night long.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

what exactly is it you do?

where are you now? over in Iraq?

Kuwait. I *was* working in strength management, now I sit around and take up space for twelve hours a day, or night in this instance. Ah, the joy of waiting to leave.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Surfing the net all night sounds interesting, but really working third shift sucks, in a big way. The only benefit is I get a 15% shift differential.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

I miss working nights. I miss driving to and from work when no one was around, and shopping at the supermarket when there were no old ladies in my way. I would bare my teeth and snarl at the daywalkers whenever I had to see them, which was thankfully not often.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I used to do that too. Except, I worked 11-7, so I hit all the morning traffic.

It was a real pain trying to sleep during the day in the summer though.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

I'd love a night shift for the pay and peace and quiet it brings. Unfortunately, I've discovered that no matter how many curtains I put up, how good a sleep mask is, or how many sleeping pills I take, there is no way I can get proper sleep during the day. My body just knows it's daytime and I should be up, despite how tired I am.

And it never fails that when I'm on days, my friends are on nights, and vice versa.

Take it from me: night shift sawks!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

is that a fancy way of saying you worked in the gym? or did you just jump on missiles or something to make sure they wouldn't break

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what if nigger meant kite

is that a fancy way of saying you worked in the gym? or did you just jump on missiles or something to make sure they wouldn't break

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Actually I spent ten hours a day checking numbers on a spreadsheet against numbers on a database and making sure they added up. They never did. I hope that tells you something about the military accountability system.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Night shift defintly rawks. I love it, love it, love it. Plus it helps I'm always fully awake at that time no matter what.

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"Leave the past behind and focus on the future, but live in the present"

Sweet Christ! We're all doomed!

*starts looting*

Someone hacked blt's account. It's the only explanation. Why they'd want to is a completely different mystery.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i think it tells me that you can't add

Oh my god, diss, burn. (King's english version)

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what if nigger meant kite

i think it tells me that you can't add

Oh my god, diss, burn. (King's english version)

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I never did any counting. I fed them through an MS Access query and got my results that way. And they were civilians who never gave us the right information anyway, so we weren't all that concerned.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

every time you forgot to carry a one, you made the McGraw Hill kitty cry.

please. think of McGraw Hill.

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what if nigger meant kite