Okay, I'm going to try and start this new year off right.

So I want all contestants to make entries that are just plain WRONG. I don't care what you do, but make sure it's funny. Draw from life experience if you can. Photoshopped entries will be graded on the same scale as regular comics. Blowjobs ar appreciated but will probably not increase your chances of winning.

Now get to stripping. Huzzah!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wrong by not_Scyess 1-02-06

E=mc3 I'm sorry. That is incorrect.

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CC 309: The McWrongs by biped 1-02-06

Mommy, can I go to the zoo and have oral and anal sex with the gorillas? Why, of course you can, dear! Make it good and sloppy, sweetheart! And give those big, hairy apes plenty of cum-gargling blowjobs! Sounds like somebody's "growing up." Oh, Bill! I'm so glad we decided not to turn Sally into beef jerky and sell it at the church bazaar like we did the twin babies. Hey -- Bobby'll be getting off the schoolbus soon. Let's have a hot, sweaty three-way and videotape it for Nana and Pawpaw.

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CC 309: Wrong Burger by biped 1-02-06

Welcome to Wrong Burger! Oh, sorry "boy" -- I'm afraid we don't sell fried chicken, wallamelon, and chitlins here. Huh? Hey, fuck you, man! Welcome to Wrong Burger! Err, ma'am...shouldn't you be at home in the kitchen cooking dinner for your husband yourself? WHAT? Why, you fucking PIG! Welcome to Wr -- oh, I guess you'll be wanting the "Raghead Special"...fried camel shit between your own chopped-off hands. HEY, I -- hmm...

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Bacon Gum Bites by RedfeatheR 1-02-06

I'm sorry... there's nothing I could do. Your child choked in his sleep... I'm so sorry He's gone... Oh God... what could he have choked on? He had nothing in his crib with him... What could it have been, Jon? 4 hours earlier zzzzzzzzzZZZZZIP

CC 309: The Moral Wrongness of Atheism by fpd 1-02-06

Hey kids! I've just become an atheist, and now I have no morals! Surely you jest! Several humanist and atheist philosophers have demonstrated that you don't need to believe in God to have morals. No, you're wrong. Atheists have no morals! The Revised Standard Version, which is God's inerrant word, says so, and I'll prove it with a demonstration! Now, now, please remember WWJD: "What would Jean-Paul Sartre do?" Where were we? Oh yes, it's time for communion. In rememberence of Pastor McNugget, let us now partake of the blood and body. As deacon of this church, let me remind y'all that most atheists are good, moral people. Satan has clearly possessed the Easter Bunny to malign the good name of atheism.

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RCL no. 778 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-02-06

Ha, ha! Wh-what the hell was that? I just sprayed you with a big wad of alien sponge! Sp-sponge? Oops! My English isn't so good. I meant to say, "spooge"... Th-that's just so WRONG!

Gran and Gran: It's Too Late by HotRodDeathToll 1-01-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello Do think it's a good time to teach my daughter about periods yet? How old is she? 55 years old.

Gran and Gran: Men Are Hard To Buy For by HotRodDeathToll 1-01-06

Hello Gran! Oh hello I bought my 17 year old gran daughter a stuffed horse toy for christmas. I bought my 8 year old gran daughter a dildo. What a coincidence, i bought my husband the same thing!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

RCL no. 779 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-02-06

Well? It doesn't look like you have a temperature, Holly. [FRAAAAAAAPPP!] Did you just let out a "pussy fart"? Yes, Nurse Titty! Damn! I think I jammed this rectal thermometer up the WRONG hole!

CC #309: Life is Full of Surprises

Arnold Schwarzenegger has won the election!

by Hari_Nezumi, 1-02-06

CC #309: The 1 and Only Cheerios by Hari_Nezumi 1-02-06

Lolz!!!!! This stripcreator thing is great! I've made 32 comics day!!! OK, in this next one, the blonde in her underwear will f*ck some guy's c*ck!!! Lolz!!! Then she'll burst into flames!!! Hmm...should the guy hammer a nail into his forehead after she dies??? Nah.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC #309: They're Grrrrrrrreat! by Hari_Nezumi 1-02-06

Hello doctor. I was wondering if they make special packaged breast milk. My breats are a little sore from Jimmy nursing all the time. Well bring the lad in and let me run some tests to see if he has any allergies. Jimmy! Come here!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

CC 309 by kaufman 1-02-06

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Cheech N. Wrong Works at a Big Box Store by kaufman 1-02-06

14 Hello, can you tell me where I can find some gaffeing tape and some flubber? Mistake a left at aisle 15 and you'll see the tape. As for the flub, don't crime a river, but we haven't carried it sin' that movie left the theaters. Hi, I'd like to make my err blunder. Got something that will lighten my follycles? Goof from here to aisle 23 and you will soon be the proud boner of some peroxide bleach. This guitar won't fit in my car. I need a stringed instrument that can fit inaccuraseats. Even if your car has a manual transgression, you ought to be able to carry some violinness or some violation. You'll have a few cc -- 309 cubic centimeters, to be precise, to spare.

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CC 309: Classic Brady Bunch by kaufman 1-02-06

Peter, Marcia, Greg, Bobby, Cindy, sit down, it's time for dinner. And any idea where Jan is? I'm not really hungry now. Can I go upstairs and study? I can't eat till I get my hair combed. I should be done with it by breakfast time. No time to eat, Mom. Alice asked me to irrigate her ilium tonight Uh, I think I heard Joe Namath out in the back yard. And Jan who? *urp*

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RCL no. 780 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-02-06

EEEEEEEEEK! What's WRONG? A MOUSE!! Since when have you been afraid of a little ol' mouse? IT'S SPORTING A TWELVE-INCH ERECTION!!! Ooooh! I got dibs!

Groovy! - Don't get Carey'd away! by edoggydog 1-02-06

So, I went downtown last night to see that new Jim Carey movie... Groovy! It was pretty good. I especially enjoyed the butt-fucking scenes between the main character and his tranny girlfriend... Butt-fucking scenes? Tranny girlfriend? That sounds WRONG. Uh, what was the name of the movie? "Fun with Jane's Dick"... Sexy! Where's it playing?

CC309: So Wrong

Hello, I'm bltsandwich, and this is my home. The irony is, I don't even like blt sandwiches! Haha! That's funny, right...?

by Smurph, 1-03-06

CC 309: The Pledge of Allegiance in Alternate Timelines by fpd 1-03-06

I pledge allegiance to the flag of Great Britain, and to the empire for which it stands, one commonwealth, unsunsettable, with taxes and no representation for all colonists. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the Confederate States of America, and to the confederation for which it stands, one nation damned by God, divisible, with liberty for whites and justice for none. I pledge allegiance to no flag, for that would be idolatry, but to the ideals of justice, liberty, and democracy that unite the states of America into one nation, with freedom of religion for all. Young lady, your disrespect for the flag clearly marks you as a terrorist. Thank Him under whom this nation stands that we now have the Patriot Act.

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i'm not sure i can do "wrong" but i'll try my durndest

sold! by mandingo 1-03-06

hey, Bill, guess who came out of the closet today? i can explain! he might look like that migrant worker's missing son, but he's really my nephew from Madrid. and those bruises on his ass and thighs might look suspicious but i'm talking about Tom, the 4th grade teacher. he announced he was gay today. the whole town's in an uproar so about that migrant worker's son... it was Tom.

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what if nigger meant kite

there's always nursing homes to fall back on by mandingo 1-03-06

what are you doing, orderly?? i'm raping the coma victims, doctor why! why? i... don't know. i've never really thought about... ...the retard ward! or don't you like things squirming around on your dick and squealing? jesus man, thats like first year med school: rape the retards, stick your dick in the mouths of the comatosed oh who am i kidding! i'm just not doctor material!

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what if nigger meant kite

RCL no. 781 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-03-06

...so, then I asks, "What's another name for a cocoon?" And, the guy says, "Nanigger"! We all had a good laugh until the Nazis showed up... ARRRRRRGGHHH!It's all I can do to not cut through that fucking birdcage, and severe Tweety's head from his body!

RCL no. 782 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-03-06

Did you all hear the one about the Polish coyote that got his foot caught in a trap? He gnawed off three legs and gave up! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [cluck] BOO! YOU SUCK!! Oh, yeah? Atleast, I don't swallow, qweef-breath! Oh, yeah? Well, I think you just LAID AN EGG up there! Of course, I did! I'm a CHICKEN! Hellooooooo?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA...

RCL no. 783 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-03-06

Oh, baby... Don't "baby" me, noodle-face! Oh, darling... Don't "darling' me, multiple limp penises-mouth! Oh, SUGAR... NOW you're talking, Mr. Chahthupuah, or however-the-fuck you pronounce your name!

I think in this contest you hit on what could be called the Non Sequitur formula, both because it is an appropriate name and because it is frequently used in the strip Non Sequitur. With that in mind, I was inspired to do this homage to my favorite comic strip among those that haven't been cancelled yet.

CC 309: Non Sequitur, now with Adult Sophistication by fpd 1-03-06

Lucy, do you ever think we're just a Calvin and Hobbes rip-off? Oh, don't be silly, Danae. We're both girls, which makes it totally different. Yeah, girls are so much better than boys. They sure are. Why, I don't even know what we need that dog Petey in this strip for. So, uh, now that we're so much more sophisticated than we were as kids, you wanna, like, do it? Eeew! Have you looked in a mirror recently, Danae? You're much too frumpy. Now, Kate, on the other hoof, is one fine filly.

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RCL no. 786 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 1-03-06

Hey, Ralph... Hey, Lamar... Uh... Whose blood is that? My wife's... Your WIFE'S? What the heck happened? Let's just say axe blades don't make good tampons!