Chickaica... Chickaca... whatever. For some reason people watched two singers's first year of marriage on television. Here are some teasers from my first year:

My Life by attitudechicka 10-10-05

We can't move to Texas. There aren't any automotive jobs in Texas. They still ride on horseback. Okay, but what did I go to school for? It wasn't horse breeding. I went for diesel mechanics. There's plenty of need for that in Texas. You're going to put diesel fuel in a horse? I think on the side it says "Unleaded carrots only"

More to come on Newlyweds: Nate and Chicka...ca

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Mediocrity at its most average.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think you should consider marriage counseling.

But seriously you shouldn't have to do all the laundry and all the cooking. Marriage is a partnership, not slavery.

Funny comics though.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Nate primarily does the cooking. He won't eat anything I cook except spaghetti. We go out to eat a lot too.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's sad that you mock his diesel mechanics training.

I think these comics are disrespectful to the "Nick And Jessica" TV show.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I am so glad you think that.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

It's such a shame they got divorced. They said the media caused it.

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction