i'll be pissing all night now,
having a wank and a few beers really screws with my bladder.
i have a windowseal full of bottles full of piss, because i'm to lazy to go to the toilet.

i cant wait till i'm old and be able to piss myself with dignity

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I think I'm scarred.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

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I think I'm scarred.

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www.livejournal.com

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Batman created by Bob Kane

oi fuck you, unless there's pictures of you wanking whilst drinking beer, you can take your cunting arse right out of here, its not that im angry at you, just slightly ashamed. all i wanted was to discuss my weak bladder, buuut, noooooooooo!
your journal has to spoil it all.
youve ruined my christmas and new year,
im at the end of my tever with you, i really am

how can we ever become friends now

HOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're one of those angry drunks, huh?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

this guy sounds sexy!

I like this guy.

drunk??

drunk is such a harsh word, just because i indulge in a few beers every night to drown my sorrows away, because i owe so much fucking money, and had my heart ripped out by my cunting ex girlfriend. the fucking slag, i'll kill her, i'll kill you aalll

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhh

and as for being an angry drunk?

HOW VERY DARE YOU!!!!!

i think i am, although i havent washed my dick in a few weeks now, and i have a foreskin, so its all collecting up and transforming into a new organism

a bit like the transformation of a catipillar into a butterfly, but the other way round,
and with a huge fucking stench

but, yeah... i suppose i am pretty sexy!

wanna be my friend?

thank you, thats a really nice thing to say.

being a newb can be really emotional.

especially when your on a coctail of A class drugs

thanks

that could have gone in one post.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Your comics seem familiar.

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What others say about boorite!

whats that supposed to mean????????????
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

It means you remind me of someone.

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What others say about boorite!

There's a thread for this, fuckass. MY thread. That's right, MY THREAD.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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8===D

Hey fuckass! Get me a beer!

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There's a thread for this, fuckass. MY thread. That's right, MY THREAD.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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But...but I earned your respect through hard work and dedication!

*longing and downtroddenality*

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8===D

You're dead to me now.

stan lee???????

stan lee???????

howie chaykin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What others say about boorite!

Then give me back my CDs, jerk.

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8===D

stan lee???????

howie chaykin!!!!!!!!!!!!!

does that mean you're be my friend, it gets so lonely being a newb

i feel so dirty and cheap sometimes, i just need someone to give me a good seeing too, ever since my dad died in child birth ive always lacked a farther figure. maybe you could be the one to teach me about the birds and bee's and tell me that masturbating is a natural part of being a male

i dont want to go blind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These drunken ramblings are entertaining in a special olympics kinda way.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old