The first match is called, And I quote: Quote liberally from the following: Tom Waits, Mark Twain and Nostradamus. Must use at least one quote from each. Other words may be used as well. No narration. Create between 6-8 frames. Use whatever variation of comic layouts you want to get there.

And the participants are:

attitudechicka vs mandingo

Come out strippin!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

As far as I can tell, this is completely legal and within the rules:

Comic Cup XIII: Adventures of Nobody 12 by attitudechicka 1-20-06

I want to thank you all for being here tonight; it'd be mighty strange here tonight if nobody showed up Liberia will see the hesperias govern, holding the monarchy of heaven and earth: I will see the forces of Asia perished, only seven hold the hierarchy in order.

Comic Cup XIII: Adventures of Nobody 13 by attitudechicka 1-20-06

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing, he knew I had said it before. I, I will love you the way I loved you. Cause I, I am that strong.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

CCup 13: i was born modest; not all over, but in spots by mandingo 1-20-06

excuse me, i don't mean to be too forward, but you have a great body. how about i buy you a drink, take you home, and we make love. after that, all i can do is hope that i don't fall in love with you i never refuse to take a drink-under any circumstances. but no sex. you take home a new girl each night. "with what people he keeps company," they say. i bet you've even named your penis, haven't you? of course not i leave that to historians

CCup13:all the donuts have names that sound like prostitutes by mandingo 1-20-06

detective, remember that case last week where the guy flipped out and sexually assaulted that redhead after she refused his advances? yes. i'm pleased to report we found a witness who can finger the perp for us well you can stop being pleased, officer two wrongs don't make a right

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what if nigger meant kite

Promptly stripped. Now go ahead and vote it up folks. I'll post the other round of the Final Four tomorrow.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I'll hand a narrow win to chicka

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Thanks for kicking it off. As a reminder the people who can vote include all previous participants.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

mandingo

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

"Hello. My name is mandingo montoya. You killed my laughter. Prepare to die."

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I feel bad for voting against my lovely partner in the first round, but I have to go with man o' ding.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Wow, that's a toughie.

I flipped a coin and it came up mandingo, which frightened me since it should have been heads or tails.

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I has a flavor!

A Dingo ate my vote.

Man, that dingo made me laugh.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

This is slightly humilliating, but I'll graciously accept that I made it this far. I know the last was not my greatest work. I appriciate the support you've all given me. I am happy to be losing to mandingo, as he is a more than worthy opponent. If anyone votes for me after I post this, I'm going to count it as sucking up. And that's just a waste of time.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

that sentiment is completely reciprocated :)

but it ain't over yet. i've sexually molested most of the voters to come, and some of them are still holding grudges even after all these minutes

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what if nigger meant kite

Not really...

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Ok. It is finally the tomorrow I was talking about. Here is where we stand:

[b]Vote Now
attitudechicka vs mandingo

And Our New Match...

crabby vs mmyers doing battle in Fairyland[/b]: Take us on a magical journey to an enchanted realm where eager nymphs don't object to a bit of the ole bottle and bag. Use the tit-fuck fairy (show her that is) at least once, but feel free to call her whatever you want. Create 6 - 9 frames. Use whatever variation of comic layouts you want to get there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Final Four 1 by crabby 1-25-06

I'm leaving tomorrow to meet that girl I've been talking to on the internet. I'm more than a little nervous. Dude, you're Abe fucking Vigoda! She'll love you. I am Abe Vigoda! Thats the spirit. So what do you know about her? Just that she's a fairy thats about it. Nice! Fairy's are really hot right now.

Final Four 2 by crabby 1-25-06

The big internet blind date is tomorrow. Yeah, you excited about that or what? Do you know anything about this guy? Just that he's an actor, thats about it. Nice! Actors are really hot right now.

Final Four 3

You're three inches tall. You're a walking corpse.

by crabby, 1-25-06

Final Four 4 by crabby 1-25-06

Worst hook up ever! She was only three inches tall. How were the tits though? Great tits! SCROE!

Sorry, chicka... You know I still love you.

mandingo

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This is not my empire.

Sorry for the delay, guys. Godot opens tonight and I got way bogged down.

CC XIII- A strange and wonderful journey (1) by mmyers 1-27-06

Hey boy, do you wanna score? Please hey would you care to all get in line, get in line? Man, what the hell are you talking about? Stop talking to me. I really don't know what time it is. Valhalla, I am coming! On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore. What the hell is wrong with people today?...waitaminute, this is starting to sound very familiar. The strange imagery, the weird Tolkien over tones, the odd Jamican music I've been hearing all day. I think I may have-- That's right, Brad! You have entered--Led Zep Land, the land where all of Led Zeppelin's songs come true!

CC XIII- A strange and wonderful journey (2) by mmyers 1-27-06

Who are you? I'm the Tit Fuck Fairy. Tit Fuck Fairy? I don't remember anything about a Tit Fuck Fairy in any of Led Zeppelin's songs. In "Living, Loving Maid" they mention me. "With a purple operator and the Tit Fuck Fairy, Livin', lovin', she's just a woman." I think you may have misheard that lyric a bit. Misheard the lyric? Ooh-oh. Probably better not to mention that to the Jew in the road from "Stairway to Heaven."

CC XIII- A strange and wonderful journey (Coda) by mmyers 1-27-06

After hours and hours of facing all of the trials of Led Zep's immense catalogue... Thanks for leading me through that, Tit Fuck Fairy. I couldn't have beaten that pilot of the storm from "Kashmir" without you. No problem, Brad. My pleasure. You know, over these last few hours, I've grown to be really fond of you... Me too, Tit Fuck Fairy. Look, I'm gonna be honest. I know you're really small, but there's something I've been wanting to do with you since the moment I first saw you. Oh Brad, I think I know what you're thinking and the answer is YES! Take me back to your place and let's do it! And this is Princess Toadstool, and she can drive really well but her car isn't as fast as the others. I usually play as Yoshi, because he's pretty decent at everything. This "Mar-E-O Cart" is a lot of fun. The icy track reminds me of "The Immmigrant Song".

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Oh man, I didn't think crabby could be beat, but mmyers pulled it off in a flurry of Zep references. Bravo.

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I has a flavor!

mmmyers

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troelsea at gmail dot com

mullet myers

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what if nigger meant kite

crabs

mmandingo and oscar mmyers

I liked crabby's setup (enough to steal it for my CC 331 strip), but the punchline was kind of a letdown.

And with mmyers combining classic rock and video games, how could I resist? I just wish he'd whipped out a line from "Hot Dog" near the end.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years