My wife and I have elected not to produce any children. Her Not Having a Baby shower will be in the summer. We're looking forward to re-decorating the no-baby room with a wet bar and loud sound system.

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-=- You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world. -=-

I'll send you some beer for the non baby party..

Btw do you have an social life i could purchase?

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I dumb :D

Thank you

You can have what was left of mine. I won't be needing it anymore. It comes complete with Baltimore Symphony Orchestra tickets and a smattering of friends.

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I has a flavor!

The BSO is the most over rated orchestra around. You can take your social life and shove it straight up your ass.

Bah. The BSO has Katherine Needleman. What more could you need other than a hot oboist?

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I has a flavor!

Way to go, brother!

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Dad was flammable

*Joins*

I'm going to lobby for this.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Me too, but only after we invent Cylons.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

If you like the ideas presented there, but think they're non-commital pussies, this might be more your style.

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What others say about boorite!

It takes a real man to never settle down to raise a family.

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

No. Real men prefer to sacrifice their time, energy, and money for the pointless and egotistical notion of "raising a family."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And then try to make the people who know better feel like selfish snobs who contribute nothing to society.

i say if it makes your life more enjoyable to raise a family, do it. if it doesn't, don't. i'd want to do it to teach the kid shit i've learned and hopefully increase the Cool to Asshole ratio in the world

also to beat up your kid

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what if nigger meant kite

Aw hell, I'm a top proponent of zero population growth. I just figured, since all the idiots, morons, and shit-eaters are poppin' out babies, I better make one smart kid to keep all those fuckers in line in the future.

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I has a flavor!

A common arguement, but since in the future you'll be dead, so why bother?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Yes:

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What others say about boorite!

I've always liked the "teach kid cool stuff and to not be a total tool" idea as well, but my tentative plan for that is when I've learned enough cool stuff that I feel like I have a good enough knowledge base (through world travel, hopefully) to start that sort of thing, I'll ADOPT. Probably like a five or so year old boy.

I'm talking a couple more languages, wilderness survival, extensive cultural awareness, martial arts, Flash basics, proper joint rolling, cleaning and maintenance of a droid army, etc.

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8===D

Don't get me wrong, we like your kid. We hope that he will grow up to be Read, the Angry Librarian's Kid. Hopefully have as much funny as you.

But as for me...if anyone wants my ovaries, I'm selling them cheap.

They'd make a nice stew.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Or a hat

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

You sick bastard.

Who'd want to eat a hat?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

why stop at 1? if you're an ex-KORN guitarist that finds jesus, you can have as many as 200. check the cribs video under media

quote:

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You sick bastard.

Who'd want to eat a hat?

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