Bend Over Potion

A notorious potion of witchery that ensures those of the same sex will find you alluring and do as you say in the bedroom. This potion is imbued with the proper planetary energies sparking each herbal ingredient chosen for it's effect on your desired gender. Please tell whether you desire homosexual or lesbian love when ordering! This potion is very powerful. You may not want to use this potion on those who sexuality is undefined or undecided as it could harm emotionally. I assume no responsibility for those who purchase this potion to “change the sexual orientation 'of their desired object of affection.

Can be found on Shawn Poirier's web site:
http://www.witchesofsalem.com/spells.php

He is what we in the pagan community call "a giant douchebag."

Ye olde buttesecks magick.

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What others say about boorite!

Fuck anthrax. I'm sending Bill O'Reilly an envelope full of that!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

O'Reilly, I wish I could quit you...

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I wish I could quit puppy loaf!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Stop eating puppies. A day or so later, no more puppy loaf!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wish I could quit feeling like a failure whenever I try something and don't succeed, but I can't. I try and try but I can't. I'm such a failure.

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what if nigger meant kite

i used perfect capitalization on that so it can go directly to mass production for bumper stickers

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what if nigger meant kite

I wish my "BUMPER STICKERS ARE FOR FAGS" bumper sticker had sold better. Or the one that says "MY WIFE HAS A BIG DICK."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Or the one that says "KILL THE PIGS."

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What others say about boorite!

"Jews for Jihad"

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what if nigger meant kite

"Fuck the Pope."

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What others say about boorite!

"I Brake for Pedophilia"

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what if nigger meant kite

"Get a REAL job... be a housewife!"

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

"My Other Car Is A Gas Guzzling Piece Of Shit, Too."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"I Own A Lawnmower... And I VOTE!"

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I has a flavor!

stop ripping off my jokes, dingo man

"Drill-Bit Cock on Board"

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GOD DAMN IT!

"My other car is a school bus full of weapons buried in my backyard."

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What others say about boorite!

You joke, but there are areas of Glasgow/Ireland that have those bumper stickers.

Posters, t-shirts, tattoos...

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Dad was flammable

You joke, but there are areas of Glasgow/Ireland that have those bumper stickers.

Posters, t-shirts, tattoos...

What are they trying to do, start a war?

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What others say about boorite!

You joke, but there are areas of Glasgow/Ireland that have those bumper stickers.

Posters, t-shirts, tattoos...

What are they trying to do, start a war?

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Dad was flammable