"Silly Valentine Death" starring Janey! by biped 2-14-06

Janey is a magic baby who grew up too fast! Happy Valentine's Day, Janey my dear! I bought you a lovely diamond -- WATCH THIS SCOTT ME ABOUT TO TURN INTO FANKENSTEIN! What? I -- YAAAAAAAA!!! RAAAAAAAR!!!!!! HA HA HIM FATAL HEART ATTACK HAVE ONE! I MEAN HIM HAVE FATAL HEART ATTACK! SNORF!!! GOO-GOO!!!

"Silly Valentine Death" starring Janey! (2) by biped 2-14-06

Janey has many ardent suitors vying for her attention! Janey, for Valentine's Day I thought we'd go out for a lovely dinner, and -- HEY TYLER LOOK ME TURN YOU INTO A CHICKEN! But, I -- BWAAAAK!!! BWAAAAAK!!! HA HA ME TAKE YOU HOME TO GRANNY AND SHE COOK YOU FOR DINNER! That was a fine dinner. But where did you get the chicken, my dear? ME TURN BOYFRIEND TYLER INTO CHICKEN HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

"Silly Valentine Death" starring Janey! (3) by biped 2-14-06

Janey goes to the funeral home and brings Scott back to life! Wha -- what happened -- HURRY UP SCOTT IT AM ALMOST TIME FOR YOUR FUNERAL! Don't c-cry, Mom... LOOK EVERYBODY SCOTT AM BACK TO LIFE AND NOW ME TURN HIM INTO A BIG FAT PIG! OH DEAR GOD NO, JA -- OINK OINK! HA HA SCOTT YOU GO LIVE ON A FARM NOW UNTIL IT AM SLAUGHTERING TIME!

"Silly Valentine Death" starring Janey! (4) by biped 2-14-06

Janey's boyfriend Bill comes to visit and she turns him into a baby! Waa-aaaaa! YOU AM REAL CUTE NOW BILL ME PLAY FOOTBALL WITH YOU TODAY BILL! OH MY GOD!!! THAT AM WORTH THREE POINTS YAAAAAAAY! What...happened... ME KILL YOU AND BRING YOU BACK TO LIFE A HUNDRED TIMES TODAY BILL WELL BYE-BYE BILL HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY BILL!

"Silly Valentine Death" starring Janey! (5) by biped 2-14-06

It's almost Janey's bedtime...but first: HA HA YOU WERE A CHICKEN AND ME ATE YOU AND POOPED YOU OUT AND NOW HERE YOU AM AGAIN TYLER HA HA HA! *Weeep...wee-hee-heeeeep...* ME NO LIKE YOU ANYMORE GRANNY... Huh? But dear, what did I -- DOOT-DEE-DOO! WOOF WOOF! HA HA GRANNY YOU AM FUNNY NOW ME LIKE YOU AGAIN HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You am funny.

Me am funny how? You mean me amuse you? Me am a clown?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Noes. Me just mean... you am funny. What you? You am funny guys, that all.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I laughed, I cried, I laughed really hard about the first one...

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

Thank you, I love to give the gift of laughter and the gift of crying.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I think Janey should direct a script written by Ed Wood.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

Biped, you frighten me greatly.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

Thank you, I love to give the gift of fright.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Janey! Yay!
Fun with bolding.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

"Plan 9:The Remake" starring Janey! by biped 2-17-06

(story:JESUSSANDWICH/screenplay:biped) ...because you people of Earth are IDIOTS! Ya see? YA SEE? Your stupid minds -- HEY GUESS WHAT MR. VIGODA ME THINK MOVIE WOULD BE MORE BETTER IF ME TURNED YOU INTO A DUCK! Huh? But, I -- QUAAACK!!! QUAAAAAACK!!! HA HA YOU SAY THE REST OF YOUR WORDS NOW MR. DUCK HA HA HA HA HA HA YAAAAAAAY! QUAAACK!!! QUAAAAAACK!!! OKAY MOVIE AM OVER NOW EVERYBODY GO HOME!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.