When you blow them up that much, they explode.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

At least she's not overweight. That would be gross.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Wudda you mean what am I dressed up as...?
The Little Mermaid, of course!"

Jabba The Slut

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

how you doin?

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what if nigger meant kite

Is it just me, or when you squint, can you morph her boobs and torso into the Cookie Monster?

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The candy garter is for dessert.

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

"No? why should I have low self esteem? look at what magazine? ......OH...yeah, I'll take this saran wrap off, sorry about that everyone."

hey bunnerabb it's just you

You promised you wouldn't crash my party, Mom.

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