favorite Maura strips.

Personally, I love using Maura since she has the greatest number of facial expression (second only to that master thespian Tobor). She the favorite female character to use in romantic situations, and she has been paired up with all the male characters. [Except for Gabe and Dexx, but come on would you wish that on your worst enemy?]

So let the Maura retrospective begin.

[Click to view comic: 'I'm not saying she's a whore, but...']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

[Click to view comic: '"This sentence is not true" and other Zen Koans']

I'm always down for a vanity thread. Plus, I figured if I posted this here, maybe Dr. Pedantic would show up and tell me how to spell "Coen" since I just winged it.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Holobabe I']
I'll always have a dark soft spot in my pants for Holobabe. Possibly my worst work.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Would you settle for Dr. Kaufman? koan

Unless you really meant a Zen Coen: What is the sound of one hand in the wood chipper?

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"Koan".

[Click to view comic: 'Too bad her boyfriend is made out of metal']

I'm actually not as huge a fan of Maura as everyone else seems to be. I wrote this after reading another vaguely similar strip, but I can't remember who its author was, or anything else about it.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Maura, Maura, Maura!

[Click to view comic: 'Tuesdays with Mauras #2']

I've only made two in this series so far; the constant rules being that they only get made on a Tuesday, and they must feature all six faces of Maura. The first wasn't so funny, so you get #2 here. Oh, and also the second in the series.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'cc45: Xtremely Bad Sports']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

[Click to view comic: 'The Sims: Gynecological Expansion Pack']

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

It seems that slutty bitch weaseled her way into a strip about my fight with a postage vending machine:

[Click to view comic: 'Inescapable Computer Logic']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

One of my favourite Maura strips.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

And this one:
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"Koan".

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Ah, thank you both. Finding the spelling of that word has seriously pissed me off for months. I was just far enough away from the spelling that dictionary.com didn't list the correct alternative. Argl.

I still think that's the best use of Maura2 I've ever seen.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.