It's been FIVE years since I first found this web site, directed here by a college buddy of mine, ShadowH. I have since made 1452 comics (with this user name), for a total of 1452 / 1826 = ~4 comics every 5 days. Up from 2 every 3 since I last calculated.

It also means that if baby Jesus were Christopher Columubs, and he'd made one comic per year, he'd've had exactly as many comics as I do when he discovered America, provided his wireless modem worked okay in the middle of the Atlantic.

Because of the the utter insignificance of the facts I've just presented you, I will how post my latest comic so that I can sort of justify creating this thread, kind of.

[Click to view comic: 'Fine Print']

Yay.

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"Old" is the old new.

Scyess was nice to me when I first came here. I will spare him when I decide to push the button.

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obscenity filter is off

You've been here as long as I've had my drivers licence for.

Congrats on the 5th birthday. You now get to learn fingerpainting and nursery rhymes, and its considered "education"!

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

So does this make you an "old man" in Stripcreator time? Like how humans are still fetuses in geologic time.

Anyway, I'd reminisce about Scyess, but all I can think of is being in the back of his car.

Happy 5 years to Scyess.

My five year anniversary is still two months away, so you've trumped me yet again!

I hope you don't mean that button that dispenses the food pellets. I like it when you press that one.

I've been here since before some of our current users could even read this. (Or, at least, they act like it.)

Whenever anyone gets back there I worry it's still moist.

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"Old" is the old new.

was that supposed to be illustrative?

February 23, 2001: a Day that Will Live in Infamy

happy bidecennium :) (bidecennium is latin for 'using this word gets me pussy')

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what if nigger meant kite

Scyess was really cool to me when I got here, and for that, I will never forgive him.

Happy 5.0!

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.