The chicken dance was just a little out of hand at the Smith reception.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Hee Haw 2005

They were all supposed to dress up like cocks,
but gay Farmer Bob always wanted to be the 'swallow'.
E-I-E-I-Ewwwwwww.

Dispite their reputation for stodginess, things always got pretty wild at the annual picnic of the College of Cardinals.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Englands new away strip wasnt quite what the players had expected

Once the final symtoms of bird flu appear, the end is inevitable.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Finally! Documentation of the symtoms of the bird flu; your penis turns into a chicken head, you're banished into the woods where you must live in villages with those like you, and finally, the worst of all, the face-blurr.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

One bitchslap each to the 3 guys on the right who didn't want their faces blurred out.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.