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Silence Is Golden by Namgubed 3-07-06

♫ ... who's gonna bang with Rosie - when Rosie goes away? ♫ Rosie had a chicken, she also had a duck, she set them on a table - to see if they would - ♫ BANG, bang, Rosie, Rosie bangs all day, who's gonna bang with Rosie ... ♫ Ha ha ha! Now sing it with all the cuss words!

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Groovy! - The ANmityVILle Horror by edoggydog 3-07-06

Last night my wife begged me to give her nine inches and "make it hurt"! Groovy! So, I fucked her TWICE and dropped an ANVIL on her head! Ha, ha! Oh, wait- for this CC, the comic has to represent what REALLY happened... Okay... THREE times! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA They may as well stop the contest now, 'cuz we have a WINNER!

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Rubber, glue.

Groovy! - Most guys would JUMP on this opportunity! by edoggydog 3-08-06

Once upon a time, I meet a 20 year-old (half my age, I should add) on Match.com who only wants to come over and screw me on weekends... That was good fucky-fucky! See you next week! Groovy! But, then I get to liking her, and try to make her my girlfriend. So, I leave her multiple messages during the week, and do a slow burn as I wait by the phone for her to call me back... Ring, motherfucker! RING!! And, wait... And, wait... And, wait... Why doesn't she love me?

The preceeding was less of a comic, and more of a CRY FOR HELP!

Why Dogs Should Be Born Without Anuses by Heid 3-08-06

Based on true events... Hark! Mine bowels art fulleth. Hurry to yonder back door and open it kind sir. Yeah one sec, I've only just got in from work. Hark! Mine innards cannot take it no more. Mine feces be evacuating. Kindly watch your shoes. No....NO DON'T! So close..... Lo! Some toilet roll and a plastic bag. Here thee go. There is no God!

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Recant by choadwarrior 3-08-06

Yesterday, I almost got picked to serve on a jury for a murder trial. The victim's name--I'm not making this up--was Dom Perignon Champagne. Apparently, two gang members popped a cork in his ass.

In case anyone doubts that: http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/metro/20041201-9999-6m1dom.html

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JESUS CHRIST, WILL YOU GIVE IT A FUCKING REST?????

Groovy! - Death to all KITES!! by edoggydog 3-08-06

...then, I says, "What the @%#$ are you sqwaking about?" Groovy! Anyhoo... I just read on Yahoo that Pakistan is outlawing kike flying because of all the deaths involved. I can't blame them. If, a Jew fell on me, I'd be CRUSHED! They're outlawing KITE flying because people are being killed by the type of string the flyers are using, you stoopid, banana-looking cracker-eater! Really? Never mind... GODDAMNSONUVABITCHMOTHERFUCKINGCUNTFACEDWHORE...

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CC 314: THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME by mandingo 3-09-06

you tell me where she is or by god, i'll jump on your head until you're flat! you can't jump on my head, you dumb wop. see the horns? [][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][] hmm, what do we have here? FLOWER POWER!!!!!!!

CC 314: THIS REALLY HAPPENED TO ME TOO! by mandingo 3-09-06

did you just use something that happened to you in Mario Brothers? i'm not gonna lie to you, biped... so... maybe MARIO BROTHERS ISN'T YOUR LIFE!!! USE SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU IN YOUR LIFE!! SHOW ME SOMETHING THROUGH YOUR OWN EYES!! GET IT??? YOUR OWN EYES!! got it, my delicate little bipetal Batsy and i velcome you to Castle Vania what's with the whip?

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CC 314: I Wish This Would Stop Happening

Marry me. Oh no, I am not falling for that one again!

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Yesterday, I almost got picked to serve on a jury for a murder trial. The victim's name--I'm not making this up--was Dom Perignon Champagne. Apparently, two gang members popped a cork in his ass.

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Groovy! - This really happened to ME! by edoggydog 3-09-06

Baby... I want you to take me to bed and work me like an immigrant seamstress! Groovy! But this time, make sure "it" is fully ENGORGED! Okay... I'm just afraid that I'll pass out from the MASSIVE transfer of blood from my brain in order to make something so HUGE completely ERECT! FWOOMP!! Well, I'll be... Huh? What just happened?

4-9-06 by crabby 3-09-06

I've got everything I need. Gilette Fusion razor, some new shower gel, a shower sponge and some excedrin. The only cashier is this old lady. I hope she doesn't try and make small talk. Hi. Oooooooh, what a nice boy shopping for his parents! Excuse me? Well you aren't nearly old enough to be out shopping on your own.

4-9-06 by crabby 3-09-06

Oh, you can't pay with your parents debit card. Its my debit card. I'm 22 years old. I'm going to need to see some I.D. Here you go. Well, I'm still not going to let you use your debit card cause this isn't you. There's no way you're this old.

4-9-06 by crabby 3-09-06

You know what, why don't you just get me the manager, this is rediculous! Ok. You're the manager? You're like 8 years old. Actually, I'm 27, now how may I help you? Fuck it, never mind. I remember how hard puberty was.

The funny thing is, I hadn't seen crabby's entry before I did this.
Deranged minds think alike.

No Dutch Master by Namgubed 3-09-06

Meanwhile, at the Tulsa International Airport Budgetâ„¢ Car Rental desk ... I'm sorry, but you need a valid driver's license to rent a car. But this IS *ahem* valid! No, obviously, someone changed the zero in 1990 to a six with a black marker. If you'd like, I can call the DMV and verify it. Uh, that won't be necessary. Well, you can try to fool somebody else with this expired license, but it won't fly here! Gosh, I admire you.

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To my best friend...'s sister by Humpenstein 3-09-06

Hey dude, my sister said you hung out at my house this weekend while I was out skating... Hrmmmm How are you doing Keith's sister? mmMhmmMmm ...what were you guys doing? I didn't go over to your house! WHY?!? Did your sister say I hung out at your house? Cuz if she did she lied!

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