This is my new pup Fiona, a great dane, jacking Brigitte. and my thumb as i try to help Fiona out by hold Brigitte down.

This is Brigitte with an attack jack back. and my fat finger over the lens. This will probably be the first and last time as Fiona outgrows her everyday

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she's a cutie. (the manly virile noun form of cutie.) but when she's an adult, it will probably cost as much to feed her as a small vietnamese family unit. (who also make fantabulous pets, btw.) you'll probably have to sell a kidney to afford it. or sell your ass out of the back of a wagoneer. or be gainfully employed

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and marmaduke is a great dane so you might have to explain this thread to crabby

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Oh come on, I got out the oils for this?

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Notice the lush green grass in my backyard

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That is beautiful grass. Could that be Canadian Blue Grass?

Great Danes are easier to manage if you keep them in a small box as puppies, and then as they grow they become little box-shaped dogs with regular Great Dane heads.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

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The grass is always greener under the puppy being eaten by another dog.

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Congrats!

My mind has been blown.

Actually, Puppy Jack is one of the tastiest of the Wal-Mart deli cheeses.

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i run mine through the play doh fun factory

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True. Its a shame I'm allergic, I heard cat jack is divine. Thank the Lord I'm not allergic to regular Jack. Although, after drinking copious amounts I have been know to break out in handcuffs.

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Brigitte better be careful. She's going to become about the size of an appetizer in short order.

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