Ghetto Subliminals by crabby 3-08-06

Young pimps on the uprise hit you wit the news, so they can keep you up with the times. Welcome to ghetto news... I'm alocisious Tractor Johnson. I'm a young fly pimp reppin that 513, for tha Illnatti. Bring you tha news. Family and friends of lucky are in mourning today as he has fallen at the hands of a talented killer. The police have a guess that killer is still at large. I other news--*KOUGH* damn my pimp lung is actin up. That means onna my hoes be walking away with my riches. if they even think about leaving with another man, Imma have to kill somebody.

Ghetto Subliminals 2 by crabby 3-08-06

Alocious has his mind on other times right now, so we gona kick it to our favorite whit boy on the streets, Mandingo... First I'd like to thank Jesus...Now onto pimpin news. Alocious Tractor Johnson has just been robbed of his sandwich cash, by two skank bitches. Now that new young pimp on tha block. You know the scot? Well apparently his bigfrank hurts when he kaenash's real bad. Like he have some sort of ivy rash going on wit his choad or something. Thats all I got on the beat. My sources are all unknown, back to you Eric.

Ghetto Subliminals 3 by crabby 3-08-06

We now go live to our lil hoe on the stree, Kitty. For newsfrom the hoe front.... Yo, narrator don't be pulling any attitude with me aight chicka. Now, theres a new hoe on the street who apparently has been murdering her victims with a pita. Her name is Jael and you should beware. Now this lady is real phreaky, she can get mad noonie and just slit a J and dot the net. Hit me up round noonie for tha afternoon update.

Ghetto Subliminals 4 by crabby 3-08-06

Were now go dexx on down and talk to everyone favorite fuzzyman. The reverend of the streets Drexle with the final word.... It be hard to scare a hoe now a days. I remeber back in tha day, it was all like boo, am i rite? I mean they used to know better than to fuck wit a kajun. Now adays they just wirthling around like they own the place. Now I be feeling some evild and I spankling that bitch. Thats all for tonight. have a good DX and a bigevildan.

Ghetto Subliminals 5 by crabby 3-08-06

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They say that dropping the right names can give you an edge.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

very nice. i don't know what the subliminal message was though. i was trying to figure it out as i wrote my 50 comic series using only forumuser characters, but i couldn't.

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what if nigger meant kite

Holy shit, I got subliminally mentioned in a crabby comic.

*dies with huge erection*

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8===D