Remember these? They almost took over the world in the late 90's. Every generation has a Poke'mon, be it Pogs, Pet Rocks, or the O.J. Simpson Trial. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to create the next big fad. Remember the golden fad rules: It has to be collectible, overpriced, and above all borderline retarded. Of course, you don't NEED to follow the golden fad rules, but that's your thing.
Photoshops are accepted
Sets are encouraged
No old entries

It has begun.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

What the hell? God damn wireless internet connection.

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RCL no. 943 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-15-06

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Hmmm... Is THAT what I think it is? All over the CAT? Based on her reaction... What the FUCK?! ...it appears that my new, novelty "Peter North's Fake Cumshot-in-a-Can" may be the next, big FAD!

2010 Advertisments Of The New Fads: China Dolls by HotRodDeathToll 3-16-06

Good morning people of China! In celebration of china taking over the world, we bring to you little china dolls ALL HAIL THE GOVERNMENT ALL HAIL THE GOVERNEMNT

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

CC315: West Coast Offensive by crabby 3-16-06

Lets see, maybe I can win this Comic Contest, if its a cool idea. BLAHBLAHBLAH Apparently, the newest trend is overly involved comic contests. and feeding baby seals in the third panel.

CC 315: The Worm Turned by kaufman 3-16-06

Morning, Eldrick. Morning, Stu. Long time, no see. How's the virgin collection going. Oh, I gave up on that. Too hard to find, and the townspeople quit leaving them a century ago. But look what I'm collecting now! Firemen? Of course, Stu. Nowadays, with their help, I only burn down the countryside accidentally every couple of months.

CC 315: Outlook Not So Good by kaufman 3-16-06

How are you doing? Just great! Today I found #109 in that series of DVDs I'm collecting. That's one of the rarest ones. Come to my place and take a look. These videos, shot during the early 1800s, all deal with who best could fix the security holes in the first protocomputers. My solution keeps email from being trojan-horsed. You dishonor me. My program has no breaches. Meet me in the field at dawn! They really shot each other dead? That's awful! And you like this stuff? Trust me, these Babbage patch duels are going to be BIG!

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It's over.

Thats how you win a comic comic ladies and gentleman.

Kaufman, I bow to you. Let me serve as a portal to earth from your home in hell.

CC315: So Few Ideas, So Little Time by UnknownEric 3-16-06

Hello, Maura! Who are you and why are you in my bedroom? I'm your new Vibrating Ass Robot! Vibrating Ass Robot? Tell me more! Vibrating Ass Robots from Whamm-o! Collect all 23 colors! oooooooooooo...

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I has a flavor!

RCL no. 945 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 3-16-06

TOBOR TIRED OF CARRYING THE FINANCIAL LOAD AROUND HERE ALL BY HIMSELF! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GET JOB? Soon... SOON?! YOU BEEN SAYING THAT FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS! TOBOR SO MAD, HE WILL MOUTH-CORNHOLE YOU NOW!! Hey... Show me some respect! I used to be SOMEBODY! OH, RIGHT! THAT WAS WAY BACK IN THE EIGHTIES -WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND CUTE! Yeah? Well if my idea for "Garbage Pail Adults" hits, it's going to be FAT CITY! AGAIN! Now, do me a favor, and GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

The fad to end all fad's. by Humpenstein 3-16-06

Hrmmmmmm 60 years later... Do you think the mass-production of fairies was a bad idea? Nah!

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CC 315: Collection of Dunces by umfumdisi 3-16-06

What the hell's going on with you, Dick? I'm so sorry, sir. I swear it was an accident. How did it happen? He just kept bragging about his huge collection. So, I decided to give him a few more. You stupid old drunk! He collects SHOGUN PALLETS. I really thought he said shotgun pellets.

CC 315: Pogs, The Next Generation by umfumdisi 3-16-06

Wow! I can't believe you have such a huge collection of pogs that you have to keep them behind your barn Yup. Here they are. Try not to be too jealous... Those are pigs. And you have two of them. Nope. I mated a pig with a hog. Thems pogs alright.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Groovy! - You're Shittin' Me! by edoggydog 3-17-06

...and between you and me, I think Brad actually did have an affair with Kaufman! Groovy! Anyhoo... I brought you into the bathroom to show you what I think the next FAD will be! Take a look in the bowl- Uh, I hate to interrupt, but it really SMELLS in here! Can you at least FLUSH THE TOILET? That's what I'm trying to show you... You've heard of "Lincoln Logs"? Well, I've invented "Stinkin' Logs"! "Stinkin' LOGS"? What's next..? "Hula POOP?" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA [*frrrrrpt*]

Editor's note: This is the best I could come up with in a pinch! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CC 315: Uh huh? by lukket 3-19-06

Now, have you been taking good care of your new toy? I guess so, mom. So. Let's see how it goes. Come with me to your room. Aw, mom. You've only had it for one week, and you've already ruined it? Please, let me keep it. It'll work out, if that woman don't eat the apple.

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CC 315: Acquit playing games with me by lukket 3-19-06

Annual Utah Collector's Conference So. What do you collect. I collect patents and trademarks, and you owe me $10,000 Annual Utah Collector's Conference What for? $10,000 for infringement on my patent on asking questions that imply a common background and $5,000 for abuse of my trademark "What for?". Annual Utah Collector's Conference I collect acquittals of murder. Um. I'll go talk to someone with a lesser attorney.

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You Trendy Fuck Prick heads by crabby 3-22-06

So................................................................................................ Is there something you wanna say? Just come right out with it. Well...................................................................................................................................... Just say it man. Wanna come back to my place and watch a snuff film I got off the internet of this guy who interviews and then fucks corpses. yes.

You Trendy Fuck Prick heads Always wanting to bring The Fun

I'm a porn star who kind of looks like Jay Leno and now after a 45 minute monolgue of unfunny jokes I'm gonna make love to this lovely young lady. moh!

by crabby, 3-22-06

I envy you I really do by crabby 3-22-06

Dude, I'm serious I downloaded it off the net, its a real snuff film. I don't know I heard it was just a lame one hour tape that didn't really contain any nudity, just a really fake looking dead body and a guy sort of kissing it at the end. Dude, inside that fake shell IS the real body, but they couldn't have the guy touch it cause the body is all moldy and shit. So, lets watch this shit mutherfucker! yes.

Its cheaper to reuse the same scene than to make up a new 1

I'm a porn star who kind of looks like Jay Leno and now after a 45 minute monolgue of unfunny jokes I'm gonna make love to this lovely young lady. moh!

by crabby, 3-22-06

trends only die when you no longer consider them trends

Dude....I stole it from my grandma's trailer. It's a real snuff film. They showed that shit on VH1 last week.

by crabby, 3-22-06

I'll be judging this when I get back from Ashland on Monday. good work so far.

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Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking of when I made these. I was thinking of biped for inspiration.

Choochiepals 1 by BigFrank105 3-23-06

Wa-hey kids! By new Choochiepals from Stickystuff Toys! They're awesome Choochie-fun! COOL! I want to get a Choochiepal! Hey mom! The TV said that Choochiepals were cool! How 'bout you buy me some? NO! I'M SICK OF BUYING YOUR CHEAP PLASTIC SHIT! WE WENT THROUGH THIS SAME CRAP WITH YOUR "ROB LOWE" ACTION FIGURES! Hey kids! If your parents won't buy you Choochiepals, FUCKING BURN DOWN THE LOCAL TOY STORE! AWESOME!

Choochiepals 2 by BigFrank105 3-23-06

Hey FUCKER! Give me all the Choochiepals you got, or I'll KILL ya! B-b-but there are none left! They're all sold out! FUCK! Well if you don't have any Choochiepals, I'll just have to BURN THIS PLACE DOWN!!! GAHHH!!! MY SKIN!!! OMIGOD! What have you done? CHOOCHIEPALS, BITCH! I WANT 'EM ALL... OR I'LL FORNICATE YOU WITH A RUSTY LAMP POLE!

Choochiepals 3 by BigFrank105 3-23-06

Now! On Action 3 News. A crazed young boy is burning down buildings all over the nations in order to acquire a toy. Reporter Chip Watson is at the scene. Young man! Just why are you causing all this pandemonium!? I do it for the fucking CHOOCHIEPALS! GIVE 'EM TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING BLOW UP THE FUCKING EARTH! Mr. Stickystuff, what should we do about this situation. We'll give him his damn Choochiepals... And may GOD help us all.

Choochiepals 4 by BigFrank105 3-23-06

Okay, ya little bastard. This is ending right here. Like HELL it is, old man! This ain't ending until I get what I fucking WANT! Okay, fine, here. Here's $50,000 worth of Choochiepals shit. Ya HAPPY now? Like FUCK I am! What the fuck are you talking about? Choochiepals are GAY! I'm all about the new "JOHN CANDY ACTION PLAYSET"! NOW DIE, FUCKER!

Ed's Knife's Edge IX by RedfeatheR 3-24-06

Should I buy it Should I give in to what everone else is doing? Do I want to buy the new Trojan vibrating cock ring even if just for me? Jesus Christ, I do

Just a couple more hours before judgedown. Get all your last minute entries in. Preferably in the last minute or so.

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Pity Comics are the newest trend by crabby 3-27-06

**Any day now will be judging.** **Any minute now now will be judging.** **Judging any second now, please dont let there be only 12 entries in my comic contest, then everyone will know my comic contest idea was lame...**

crabby, you are the reason I get up in the morning.

Good entries, but the one that made me laugh out loud was by UnknownEric. You just have to love little colored robots in your ass.

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I smell a conspiracy.

UnknownEric's was a great choice! I laffed out loud, too (although, there's something really familiar about that comic...)

RCL no. 332 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 9-01-05

Oh, yes! Yesssss! Right there! Don't STOP!! [mmpffm] Oh, my GOD! Yes, baby, YES! [mlfpmfmp] Keep going! I'm almost there! Don't stop! DON'T STOP!! [mmplfmmmplpf] WILL YOU PLEASE GET OFF MY FACE, LADY!

Hmmmm...

i should have numbered my comics, that way i wouldnt have to take the time to read the little box that tells me how many comics i've made

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