OK begin with "you look/smell/taste like a..."
e.g: you smell like a 87th-hand nappie. (instead of second hand)

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I was shoplifting a store and said gimme some lager. I was later to find out it was a laundretes.

GO AWAY!

You smell like something that smells. ^-^

-DH1

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Needs more sodomy.

you look like an annoying fucker

ah this is fun

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Who knows what fear lurks in the hearts of men? MIKE BOBSICO KNOWS! And if you give him a decent tip when he delivers your mail , he might tell you.

Thanks for explaining.

manky_man sounds strangely like Deisel sounds strangely like SilverDragon...

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

I just had to install a toilet seat at work today, and for some reason thought of Deisel.

I sat on a toilet seat today with my member in hand, and thought about Deisel.

Only kidding! Really, I didn't. Honest.

quote:

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I sat on a toilet seat today with my member in hand, and thought about Deisel.

Only kidding! Really, I didn't. Honest.

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Liars all.

It's a shrine to joshw.

Come on guys, don't act like you don't have one too...

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