hi everyone im sorry for being an arsehole the past few days ive only been having a laugh. im not a complete twat.

We're going to need written proof from your doctor.

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Dad was flammable

i will get him to post a note but the doctors arent open till monday so you will have to wait till then.

That's nice, but just a few minutes before you wrote that, you wrote this:

quote:

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oh come on now people you are all fucking geeks all these comics are shit and its worrying how much time you lot spend of your sad little lifes on this thing.

Get a Girlfriend

or boyfriend if your southLondon

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He actually went up in my estimation when he sent me the first hate mail I ever got. Even loosey_luciano didn't take time out of his day to personally tell me to fuck off. I appreciate that kind of personal service, and wish to purchase insurance from chimppimp at a time of his convenience.

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I has a flavor!

my insurance comes at cheap prices

Who the fuck are you and why are you in my computer box?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

i am the legend that is chimppimp

does everyone on this thing really hate me

Who are you?

the one and only, the amazing chimp pimp. get with the times. where have you been

New Mexico.

[Click to view comic: 'Ivy After Returning From a Week Stay in New Mexico']

No, but most don't know of your existance. Hey, if you play your cards right you'll be banned by no time.

Sadly, his banning will be too late to have let me avoid ever seeing his name.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

even if i do get banned you wont forget me. why will i be banned im having a laugh.

I enjoy twats....but not of your variety.

And you have been a big arsehole in these forums so I could do without you....begone, Chimp

i will never be gone.

lol thats a great picture

[IMG]http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b5/boorite/chimp_pimp.jpg[/IMG]

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What others say about boorite!

thats another good one. the thing could look a little more like a chimp though

It's the US president. It looks more like a chimp than chimps do.