No idea if this has been done before, but I want to see it nonetheless. Go for the worlds worst family, in all it's hellish glory.
-No Old Entries
-Sets are Encouraged
-Any family scenario can be used, be it a reunion, family dinner, or angry phone call.
-Bonus points for accidentaly incorporating traits from my own family members.

Judging will be at some point.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Nuclear Family by crabby 3-28-06

Your sister is supposed to be coming back from South Africa just to spend Thanksgiving with us and yet we practically had to beg you. I'm expecting a call from your sister any minute. She's in South Dakota dad, and following Phish around the country isn't humanitarian work, its being a god damned hippe. What do you mean penis? I mean I'd rather be here with one in me than by you. You're sisters plane got cancelled cause of terrorists. I hope she survives!

WW 44: The Farkers 1 by biped 3-28-06

Wash your hands for dinner, Bobby. We're having dog shit sandwiches on white bread. Again? You fucking SUCK COCK, Mom. Hey, FUCK YOU -- ASSHOLE! Just because your mother's a fucking skank WHORE doesn't mean you get to talk to her like one! DADDY! Me 'n' Woofy just marked our territory all over the suede interior of your new sportscar! Wait'll ya smell our combined PISS! Wha -- why you fucking sawed-off CUNT -- ED!!! There's a solid one-in-fifty chance you're her father, so please try to ACT like one!

WW 44: The Farkers 2 by biped 3-28-06

YUM! Woofy sure shit out some good sandwiches tonight, huh, Bobby? BLEAH! It tastes like he's been eating CORPSE SCRAPS in back of the morgue again! Why can't I go nuts and wipe out you and the kids like other dads get to? I seem to have been burdened with this curse of nagging sanity. Well, it wasn't your "sanity" that got my comatose grandmother pregnant last Easter, it was your DISEASED DICK, you BASTARD. Congratulations, Edna. Once again, the Farkers win "Upstanding Family Of The Year." Oh, my! I guess all those free blowjobs at the church picnic really paid off!

WW 44: The Farkers 3 by biped 3-28-06

Well, Edna -- I had sex with the kids, killed them with a meat cleaver, and ate them. And not necessarily in that order. OH, MY GOD!!! MY -- MY NEW CARPET!!! It was decent of you to come and watch my execution. Not really. I plan to masturbate while you croak. I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't have a number you'll have to go to the end of the line. Well, at these prices, I don't mind waitin'. You're cheaper'n rentin' a fuck video.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW 44: January, 2001 by kaufman 3-30-06

Look, Daddy, look at my new house. It looks just like your old house! That's my boy! Be sure to thank your brother.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

WW 44: Father Knows Best by PrimoOoze1138 4-04-06

A little help down here, dad? Shut up, boy. Thanks a lot.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

biped wins with the tenacity of a samurai warrior.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Three cheers for me.

Hip-hip...

Hip-hip...

Hip-hip...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.