In WW 45, you will depict the worst possible examples of public service. Waiters, fast food workers, postal employees, police, emergency room personnel, people named "Steve", guys who break into the zoo at night and play walruses like tubas by blowing into their assholes, etc.

If this subject has already been done before, don't forget to write an email about it to Hilary Clinton and ask her to base her entire Presidential campaign on it. Remember to sign the email "Fucky Ducky, Your Dinosaur-Dick Dreamboat From Loverboy Land."

I will judge this contest as soon as my Elvis-shaped rash clears up.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW 45: Reanimate Her. by PrimoOoze1138 4-13-06

...But the good news is, the victim's gonna be A-OK! ...Um, Dr. West...you just declared her dead five minutes ago. I fixed her. Braaaaiiinnnsss...

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

WW 45: Like Mother Used to Make. by PrimoOoze1138 4-13-06

Your asshole souffle, madam. What? No, I ordered the chicken parmesan. Are you sure? I've got "asshole souffle" written right here on this order. No, I said Chicken Parmesan, not some French piece of crap sandwich! Look madam, I can tell you're upset. How about a shepard's mudpie, compliments of the house?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

WW 45 by Humpenstein 4-13-06

You're under arrest! Really? I thought HE was under arrest. Oh yea, my mistake. It's cuz I'm black huh? No, It's because your name is Steve.

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WW 45: Smashing by lukket 4-13-06

Hello, this is the suicide hotline. How may I help you. Hi, I'm about to kill myself with a hammer and a nail. Mr. There's no reason for doing that. Won't you be missed? Nobody will miss me. Probably not. But the hammerhead might miss you and render you unconscious. It's much safer to jump out from a tall building. I guess you're right. Thank you very much suicide hotline.

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troelsea at gmail dot com

WW 45: NO U by Xuanwu 4-16-06

[GiantSwordBoy9] Hey, Sysadmin, I think there's a hacker loose! [Sysadmin] O RLY? Y? [GiantSwordBoy9] He's giving out sniper rifles to the PKers, moron! [Sysadmin] W00t! Gr8 hax GET! H3dsh0t, n00b! [Game: You have been killed] [GiantSwordBoy9] You suck. [Sysadmin] NO U!

I WILL JUDGE THIS THURSDAY!!!!! GET YOUR ENTRIES IN NOW NOW NOW!!!!!

MEET
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KID FABIO!!!!!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[size=5][b]OKAY HERE HE IS!!!!!!
KID FABIO!!!!!!![b][/size]

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW45: The Patterns Of Your Behavior Reveal My Methods by crabby 4-20-06

Excuse me waiter, but I ordered the steak burrito, not this menudo. Well, whats the problem? This isn't what I ordered. BOO! I'm scared, but I'd still like you to bring me what I ordered. I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10......

This one wins, because I thought the misunderstanding regarding the "asshole souffle" was funny.

WW 45: Like Mother Used to Make. by PrimoOoze1138 4-13-06

Your asshole souffle, madam. What? No, I ordered the chicken parmesan. Are you sure? I've got "asshole souffle" written right here on this order. No, I said Chicken Parmesan, not some French piece of crap sandwich! Look madam, I can tell you're upset. How about a shepard's mudpie, compliments of the house?

PrimoOoze1138, you make new contest!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

"Hello miss, can I give you a breast exam?"

Well don't that just beat the Dutch?

I'll get to work on that.

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!