GO COWBOYS!!!

That's cool. Someone told me there's a girl out there, with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

GO COWBOYS!!!

GAY COWBOYS!!!

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What others say about boorite!

I got laid.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Liar!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

If I'm lying why haven't my pants burst into flame?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I just rubbed one out to Joan Rivers

You're gay.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You're gay.

OMGZORZ! BURN'D!

I quit.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

You're gay.

Then how come I don't have like 10 girlfriends?

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What others say about boorite!

Last night I dreamt that I met boorite and he showed me pictures of himself and ivy fucking. They were good pictures too.

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I has a flavor!

Because--oh, excuse me...it's "Beat Up Bobo" time.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Bobo won the Ann B. Davis square and that's the only one that matters

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what if nigger meant kite

We're both pretty handy with a camera.

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What others say about boorite!

After I was just telling mandingo that Laramie hasn't had a murder in years, BAM! Three at once!

We Bad Ass Mofos

There was also a 7.7 earthquake in Indonesia this morning, specifically Java. And an assload of 6.+ aftershocks.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

I'd like everyone to know that despite the triple homicide that happened in Laramie Sunday night, it's not deterring the locals from caring about the real issues. Today's paper indicated that the city will no longer press criminal charges against people who violate the junk ordinance and that the water allotment for Jacoby golf course is now under review.

Cheyenne has completely ignored the whole issue and instead wants the residents of Wyoming to be on the lookout for pikas, pygmy rabbits, greater short-horned lizards, tiger salamanders, upland sandpipers and long-billed curlews. Because god only knows what can happen if you see a long-billed curlew. Those...long-billed bastards!

For beelzebub's sake! If you see one of these, report it to the authorities immediately!

[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/Long-billed-Curlew-soft-BKGRND-Ft.jpg[/IMG]

I see those every day. Who do I call?

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

My hangovers are lasting a bit longer than normal as I age. Maybe I'll quit drinking.

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obscenity filter is off

We now have a gay lavender swag to go with our completely heterosexual lavender couch.

SPOILER ALERT!!!!!!
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Sorry, false alarm.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

they only get worse man. drink harder.

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Kill Whitey.

A new study announced today in the journal Nature reveals that if your penis is less than 11" long, you will never be able to fully satisfy a woman.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.