I will be going back to the Grand Canyon at the end of the month.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

I might take you up on that.

Let me know, Jes. Ask scyess--I'm a perfect gentleman, although we weren't drinking when he came to SD.

I'm gonna be in certain towns in Italy and France from July 28th - August 4th. If anybody's out that way at that time, let me know as well.

I'm gonna be in certain towns in Laramie, Wyoming.

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What others say about boorite!

From the 18th to the 26th I'm going to be in the vicinity of San Louis Obispo, CA, visiting my grandparents with my fiancee.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

for the next 16, 17 minutes i'll be in the shitter if anyone needs me

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what if nigger meant kite

How'd everything come out?

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What others say about boorite!

How'd everything come out?

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what if nigger meant kite

I just finished my webcomic site on
http://www.drunkduck.com/user_lookup.php?u=Jarhead

It has the characters I made and a series making fun of gundam-watching mexicans..

Oh and I couldn't celebrate 4th of july because God hates me and made me tear down a shed.

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http://mauston.deviantart.com/gallery/ Show me sum respect,nigga.

My son is officially two years old and I managed to not set him or any of his child friends on fire during his birthday party.

I also have left over ice cream cake first come first served!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

maybe its your great grandad he hates. that Fucker holds a grudge for 3 or 4 generations. first comes sheds, then frogs, then water into blood, then he immaculately conceives inside your mom to make your parents divorce

good call. why stretch yourself too thin when that's what you hired the clown for

give a slice to ivy, she apparently likes getting served!

*high fives TomasZorro*

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what if nigger meant kite

I might take you up on that.

Let me know, Jes. Ask scyess--I'm a perfect gentleman, although we weren't drinking when he came to SD.

I'll drop round for a few, repeat, few not many, jars, at that pub, on the Wednesday night, barring unforeseen circumstances. Rock.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I joined this website exactly 1 year ago today.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

This is my 5000th post.
So, uh, yay.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

My website got 13,000 hits yesterday, and 28,000 since I paid for some advertising...

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I think mine's had 12 since I started it 4 years ago.

WHAT'D I WIN??????

Oh, sorry--I must've nodded off.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You win an all expense paid cruise on the cock boat.

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What others say about boorite!

Oh, boy! I can't wait to see Gopher again.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I've had the Macarena stuck in my head for two days and despite listening to catchy 80's music, it won't leave.

1. Ivy, I think 4 of those were me. I also see Wal*Mart aren't prosecuting anyone for thefts under $25 any more.

2. I will be in Boston 16th-24th September, if I didn't already mention this. I'll see as many of you there as possible. If you're unlucky.

3. Dialling into this website from a payphone wipes.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

The Walmart here is being painted brown and gold, the colors of the university. It looks a lot more like tan and vomit. Yesterday I noticed they were also painting the inside gold with tacky brown 80's paneling. I take back anything nice I said about Walmart.

The picture doesn't do the hideousness justice.

[IMG]http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c12/ivytheplant/walshit.jpg[/IMG]

na i just hacked your counter. and that was me in your guestbook too in case you really thought Adult Swim was looking for someone of just your calibur and that you really were the 'inky black voice on the white paper of your generation.'

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what if nigger meant kite

I am leaving for California on Tuesday and won't be back till the following Tuesday.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That's cool. Someone told me there's a girl out there, with love in her eyes and flowers in her hair.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.