Haha, not in Baltimore. I got 10 dollars a day.

Like I said...

If I hit that end of the country, dead beat relatives of mine through a grandfather I never even met would be pulling on my shirtails to drop them a few quarters with phrases like "Come on, we're family" and the like. God help me if I ever win the lottery.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

MY HEAD HURTS. IMAGINE THAT. BITE ME.

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obscenity filter is off

I just wrote the worst paper of my life for an english class and now I'm just relaxing because tomorrow I officially start vacation. So, I just need to make it through tonights night class where I have to turn in this paper I'll be finished for a week. All we're doing in the night class is watching The Great Gatsby. I think it's a porno.

"I got an ant farm once. Them fellas didn't grow shit."

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what if nigger meant kite

Tuesday night, Laramie city council passed an ordinance banning all junk within the city limits unless you have a business license to sell junk.

Last night they raised the waste disposal service fees.

I created a religion.

The Church of the Skymall

Now if only someone would ban Brandon Routh's junk from the new Superman movie:

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I, for one, welcome our new Sanford-surnamed overlords.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Last nigh my fiancee and I were over at a friend's house playing Monopoly and I had to go because it was getting late. She throws a fit because I tried to trade all my property (the yellow streets and those crappy dark purple ones) to another person before I left. She made the claim that I was just doing it to keep her from winning, when (since she controlled an entire side of the board, owned all the railroads, and had more money than the rest of us combined) there was no way for her NOT to win.

Then she got pissed at me because I didn't put up with the bullshit.

The next person to treat me with a double standard like that is getting the shit beaten out of them.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

This could have some interest to mandingo.

I was at the Chicago White Sox - Detroit Tigers game last night and got passes to the tunnel where the players walked out of and go to meet former Diamondback (and current White Sox player) Alex Cintron. He was fuckin cool.

I just found out that Arkansas pays $40 a day for jury service. Between that and $900 for mileage, that would be more money than I ever made in a month.

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This could have some interest to mandingo.

I was at the Chicago White Sox - Detroit Tigers game last night and got passes to the tunnel where the players walked out of and go to meet former Diamondback (and current White Sox player) Alex Cintron. He was fuckin cool.

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He was literally won the games for us on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Oh, and I'm now selling cars for my dad if any of y'all need a deal.

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He was literally won the games for us on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Oh, and I'm now selling cars for my dad if any of y'all need a deal.

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I just found out "Breaking Benjamin" is from my home state of Pennsylvania. OK -- that's boring. The fun part is that I figured it out from thier accents while listening to internet radio. I thought, "they sound like a bunch of coal-crackers". Then I looked them up on Wikipedia and found out they're from Wilkes-Barre.

By similiar logic, I also surmise that they enjoy sex with thier first cousins.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

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He was literally won the games for us on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Oh, and I'm now selling cars for my dad if any of y'all need a deal.

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Sweet. Too bad I'll have to pay whatever difference there would be in price in customs at the border :(

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I just had the best posting day ever. I got to use the word "marmoset" twice in a post, referred to roving bands of biker cannibals once, and managed three times to plug my theory that Jesus was taken aboard an alien spaceship and flown to Tau Ceti to become an intergalactic pop sensation and the whole "crucifixion" was merely a publicity stunt to promote his new tour.

And all of it was on topic in serious discussions.

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He was literally won the games for us on Tuesday and Wednesday.

Oh, and I'm now selling cars for my dad if any of y'all need a deal.

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Sweet. Too bad I'll have to pay whatever difference there would be in price in customs at the border :(

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I'm sure getting a car from here to Canada, as long as it was legal in Canada and met all emissions standards and other requirements, wouldn't be too bad. Actually, we have a Canadian Ford Explorer on our lot now.

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Last I checked, that was about $3.75 US. I'd say a Ford Taurus.

or a hyundai accent

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Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.

www.courtstreetford.com

We have a Ford LTD Crown Victoria for about 2000 USD (we'd go lower, though I don't recommend this one), but nothing terribly cheap since we don't tend to make a lot of money on those. Once a year (this summer, actually) we have a sale where we let a lot of cars go for only 5 USD, and after Tax and Title the total price is about 150 USD. Not a bad bargain.

I just updated all the text links on my homepage for my hand-drawn comics to picture links.

And I just bought tickets for me and my girlie to fly out to california next month to visit my grandparents and my aunt.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

a friend of mine who recently came into some money is taking me and some of our other friends to jamaica for a week next june.

i've already started my conversion to rastafarianism.

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Kill Whitey.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.