3 drinks for lunch & I truly believe that I'm funnier than you.

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I agree, but then I've been drinking as well.

i'm glad crabby and i could come to a happy medium on this. anyone else?

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I got fucked up last night. I WIN!!!

nope you're the loser today. i'm still winning.

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i can't afford to drink tonight, but i might anyway.
can someone fed ex me some beer?

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I'm getting Leinenkugel Red for tonight

Being a college-age alcoholic I am the master of getting drunk by noon. Hangovers at night-time are easier to handle as well, cuz then you can just go back to sleep without having to worry about work or school or all that dumb life shit.

Now, where's the Old Crow?

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Inflate... You're in college. What's the cheapest alcohol you've ever had to drink in order to get drunk?

Once I was at another campus and drank "Gordon's Vodka" which was 10 dollars for a handle. And with beer, there's always the BEAST.

There will apparently be some mechanics drinking on my back porch in about an hour.

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Well, Big F... I am what one would call a connoisseur of bad booze, and during all five of my brain-damaging years at college I have drunk many a cheap turpentine subtitute. Probably is, if it's bad I don't remember it. I've had Russian vodka that came in a container that looks like a nuclear warhead (Red Rocket Vodka maybe?). The worst recurring liquor I have is Zhenka Vodka which comes in 9 dollar handles and could peel paint off a wall. In terms of beer, I'm a big 40's guy. So I've had Colt, Hurricane, Bull Ice, OE... all the ghetto shit. And then there's the horror that is Natty Ice.

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Probably is= Problem is.

I'm drunk right now? Can ya tell?

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I've also discovered Old Crow, the cheapest bourbon ($10.00 a bottle) that is somewhat acceptable to the palate.

And with a few beers, it's a wonderful high.

Bleep blop, I'm drunk.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Up here, Natty is considered good beer. No joke... I take it you've never tried Milwaukee's Best? And yes, i do hear Malt Liquor is absolute shit.

Mechanics? Cute ones?

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I once decided to make beer. My parents always did, so I figured it would be a fun experiment. I anticipated my beer would be absolute shit and I'd have to pay people to drink it. Especially when I named it "Hair of the Cat" because I couldn't guarantee that there wasn't going to be cat hair in it.

Instead, everyone loved it so much they offered to pay me good money for it.

I gave it away for free. There were some happy college guys that night.

My dad tried to make beer. It sploded.

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I really have no reason to post in this thread.

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Dad was flammable

i think i tried mad dog in high school

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FYI for you vodka fans. did you know that if you run the cheapest, nastiest vodka through a Brita water filter 2-3 times it'll come out smooth as Goose?

just a tip for alcohlics on a budget.
then you can pour it into high end vodka bottles and no one will ever know the difference.

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Mechanics? Cute ones?

Yes, but they are also of the married variety.

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Ah well, married is off limits in my book.

Mad dog is not bad for 3-cent wine. At the risk of mentioning bunnerabb again like I do in every one of my lame posts... he got me into trouble one morning in 8th grade with a bottle of that stuff, or Boonesfarm (can't remember - it's what happens when you're ancient). The teacher told me to take my jacket off, so I stood up and tripped on the desk leg, fell flat on my face and swore. Nobody ever mentioned or noticed that we were blitzed, but I apparently broke the law by wearing my jacket.

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Wow. Those drinks are all really gay.

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I'd still drink em