I'm moved in. My buddy and me now live in a 2 bedroom, 2 full bathroom townhouse, 1700 square feet. It's in a well-to-do neighbourhood, so I need ideas to drop the property value without violating my lease. The reason? Because I can.

And by suggestions I mean besides having mandingo go door to door being himself.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Potato cannon.

Can't do ballistics on a potato cannon.

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What others say about boorite!

Open it up as a safe haven to recovering prostitutes.

Or let kitty spend the weekend with you.

Depending on what the outside looks like, you can redo your half to look like a giant Darth Vader head.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Fly a French flag outside.

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Dad was flammable

start a meth lab and fly the rebel flag outside while having huge biker parties.

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Kill Whitey.

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Or let kitty spend the weekend with you.

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I kidnapped her once, and when I woke up she was gone. Bitch won't stay at your house, period.

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Poop.

Not only was she gone, but so was all the food and 7 plastic fruits.

I'm in the middle of a block of four houses, so it would be more like most of his right eye and half of that filter thing in the front.

The potato cannon thing sounds cool, but I will not debase myself by flying a french flag. I won't even give them the dignity of capitalizing the words "french" or "france".

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Not only was she gone, but so was all the food and 7 plastic fruits.

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Poop.

a crack house will nicely fund your ever-lowering rent.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

A crack house is a very risky investment. 95% of them go under within the first two years. Consider a meth lab instead.

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What others say about boorite!

thank you. meth sells.

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Kill Whitey.

I support the prostitute idea. Even if it doesn't lower the property value, hey, free prostitutes.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

If you're in a WASPy area, just invite a few young black friends over every weekend. Soon enough, the whitey populace will become too afraid to leave their doors unlocked and may eventually put up bars over the windows and doors.

Boom, instant white ghetto.

Then you and your black friends can blast music all you want and your whitey neighbors will just cry and rock themselves to sleep every night.

It wouldn't hurt to pee on your neighbors' lawns either.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Simple:

Truck with no tires on the front lawn.

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Poop.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

He's done that already, with a little black bag, offering free breast exams and $25. WalMart gift cards.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

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Simple:

Truck with no tires on the front lawn.

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This is a good point.

Instead, invite white, meth-addicted friends over.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

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This is a good point.

Instead, invite white, meth-addicted friends over.

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Maybe you can make the Mormons and Jehova's Witnesses into meth-heads.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

a few weeks in your brainwash facility, i mean basement should give em a nice dose of stockholm syndrome. then turn them into dealers and tell them every dimebag they sell gets them a better place in heaven.

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Kill Whitey.