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www.bradsucks.net

I enjoy "neighbor" the bestest. Thanks Injokester!

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Today is a good day.

I didn't even have to use my AK

Ninja Vs. Pirate by DragonXero 4-26-06

So.. we gonna do this or what? Arrrr, this 'twernt in me contract.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Sweeeeet!

You the man Brad.

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Dinosaurs had eggs bro, the chicken came way later.

Mine Eyes Have Seen The Glory by AccentuateNegative 4-26-06

Looking for something? Yes. A knothole.

Totally excellent!

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

The Neighbors by HotRodDeathToll 4-27-06

Marge! The neighbors are hosing again. Don't they know about the NSW water restrictions? Their not hosing, their house is on fire and thats a fireman puting out the fire. Oh!

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

This is glorious.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Dr. McNinja by Xuanwu 5-01-06

Is there a doctor in the house? I'm a doctor. What? Where's your uniform? I am proficient in the healing arts. The NINJA healing arts. What's special about ninja healing arts? I make diseases vanish quickly and without a trace!

Title inspired by The Adventures of Dr. McNinja.

Log on for the first time in weeks, and look what I find:

He is here, too

I'm sure this run of killings was all done by one person, even if the only thing they have in common is that the vicims were named Roy ... Heh, heh.

by kaufman, 5-09-06

One Day in PG County by kaufman 5-09-06

Sir, may I interest you in buying ... What? Your bird? Let me guess. Just because I'm black, you think you'll sell it to me. Honey, who was that at the door? Sickle sellin' emu.

You want me to crawl back under my rock, don't you?

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