Schoolhouse Rock said it, I believe it, that settles it. Today is three years and 1915 comics with Stripcreator. Now therefore I present to you a selection of strips culled from the last year.

I Play Joke by choadwarrior 4-28-06

Here it is, Comic #1500. I wonder why he's never used the default characters and background in all that time. He can't think of a punchline that doesn't end with one of us peeing in somebody's Coke.

How I Spent My Summer Vacation (11) by choadwarrior 7-23-05

Many Americans have this idea that all Europeans are rude. I've never experienced it myself. But having travelled Europe with typical Americans, I can only conclude one reason why they would feel as if they were treated poorly... They deserved it.

Sycophants by choadwarrior 7-29-05

Did things seem different to you when you were first promoted to a management position? Yeah, I noticed that all the people who reported to me suddenly thought my jokes were funnier. HAHAHAHAHA!

Dunlop by choadwarrior 8-23-05

What do you think of this place? It looks like a serious beer-drinker's bar. How can you tell? Everyone's belt buckles are pointing at the floor.

Crowdpleaser by choadwarrior 8-23-05

Okay, we have a special guest speaker today, and if you don't already know him, let me tell you a few things...He is the funniest guy at the main office. He is a non-stop laugh riot. You never know where his next joke is going to come from. I'm sure he'll keep us all entertained, so here he is! Today I'm going to talk about child abuse.

Antediluvian by choadwarrior 9-04-05

The deep South hasn't been this devastated since 1964. Are you referring to the year when five major huricanes struck land? No, Bob, that's when President Johnson signed The Civil Rights Act.

Birthday Reflections by choadwarrior 9-11-05

I've gotta say, I'm holding up pretty well as I get older. Wait a minute... What the hell is that? Grey hair.

Delayed by choadwarrior 10-07-05

I've called this parent-teacher conference because I have some concerns about your son. What seems to be the problem? I often notice he's tardy. But I get him to school on time. No, I mean he's kinda dumb.

Joining the Gym (4) by choadwarrior 10-15-05

You've made some great progress since you started working out here. Really? Yeah, I can totally tell. How so? The only one in here today screaming like a girl was a girl.

Two Alarm by choadwarrior 10-16-05

The chief isn't looking is he? I hope not. I thought yours would be longer.

Thriller by choadwarrior 10-24-05

Do I frighten you? No, I'm your biggest fan. I've even patterned my look after you. You don't think I'm a monster? No, I think you're just a confused person caught up in the quest for the secret to eternal youth and immortality. So would you like to come back to Neverland? No way! I thought you only liked blonds.

La Cerveza Mas Fina by choadwarrior 10-30-05

Hey man, you're out of Corona. No problem... I'll take care of that right away. Hey, what's taking you so long in there? Do you know how hard it is to fill up an entire 12-pack?

Streetlight Symphony by choadwarrior 11-16-05

How long did it take you to drive up? A little under seven hours. That must have dragged. Not really. How did you pass the time? I set my iPod to shuffle through all my techno so it would seem like I got here before the first song was over.

Cost Benefit Analysis by choadwarrior 11-23-05

I want to know why you don't have drug sniffing dogs in our schools. It's a money thing. Certainly the cost of bringing in a dog a few random days a year is worth our children's safety. It's not just that. Then what is it? Every time we make a big bust, our snack sales go down.

Thankstaking by choadwarrior 11-24-05

The Indians sure provided us a bountiful spread. You mean God, right? Yes, He made the Indians and they made us dinner. Praise be to God for rewarding our toil and faith. Maybe if we pray harder, He'll let us kill all these redskins and take their land. God likes the way you think.

Prominence by choadwarrior 12-05-05

You sure are a tall feller. How tall a feller are you? I'm 7'2". Well, gol' darn. In fact, I'm the world's tallest midget. What makes you think you're a midget? If I were a dwarf, my limbs wouldn't be proportional.

When You Care Enough To Send The Very Least by choadwarrior 12-15-05

Do you have any holiday cards other than the Christmas and Hanukkah cards over there? Those are it. Those cards really aren't my style. What do you want it to say? "I'm giving this to you out of obligation"

Philander by choadwarrior 12-27-05

Hey! Did you hear I'm getting married? Wow, I thought you'd never settle down. Crazy, isn't it? Do you have a date for the wedding? No, but I was thinking of taking my fiancée.

Getting the MLK for Free by choadwarrior 1-16-06

Do I have to come into work today? Yes. I'm calling in black.

Mount Krackatoa by choadwarrior 1-17-06

This place reminds me of my cousin's ex-wife's house. Is she some kind of crack whore? Yeah, I'll never understand that. You don't get why men would take advantage of stoned women? I don't care how high Donna is, the view can't be that great when you climb on top of her.

The Truth Hurts by choadwarrior 3-18-06

Father, why have you forsaken me? I asked myself, "W.W.J.D.?" I certainly wouldn't have nailed me to a cross. I meant Judas.

More Biblical Outtakes by choadwarrior 3-28-06

What the fuck is that? It's Lot's wife... turned into a pillar of salt by God. She kinda looks like a dude. They were fleeing Sodom.

Transitions by choadwarrior 4-18-06

I don't know if I can handle my new job. Don't worry--you'll figure it all out. What if my team discovers I don't know what I'm doing? You just have to stay one chapter ahead of the class. That's a good analogy. I used to be a bad teacher.

Generation Gap by choadwarrior 4-22-06

I just read an interesting article on college freshmen. It said they have the highest ever rates of binge drinking, drug use, alcoholism, and sexually transmitted diseases. Seems appropriate. How is that appropriate? What would you do if your parents were Baby Boomers?

A Little TLC by choadwarrior 4-24-06

My favorite TV show is Medium. That show doesn't depress you? Why would I be depressed by a crime-solving psychic? Oh, I thought that's how you refer to What Not To Wear.

My Local Health Food Store by choadwarrior 4-12-06

Sorry, man, we're closed indefinitely due to fire. Damn, this is the only place around where I can get organic produce. When the fire broke out, the employees all pulled together and did what came naturally. One person called the fire department, some ran for the fire extinguishers, while others helped customers to evacuate? No, we formed a drum circle.

Self-Censorship by choadwarrior 2-13-06

Your order will be right up--can I get your name? It's ****. How do you spell that? Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk. That's an interesting name. It's short for Richard.

Germination by choadwarrior 2-17-06

Are you pure? Pure something. Do you commit the sin of masturbation? Are you kidding? I've spilled more seed than Monsanto.

Hard Facts by AccentuateNegative 5-24-05

As a straight man, I have no idea if I have a big dick or not. I suppose the only hard ones you've ever seen are your own and guys in porn, and that's not a realistic comparison. Yeah, and every woman who has ever commented on mine may have just been lying to make me feel good. They say the average penis is 5.5 inches, but that seems on the small side to me. At what point do you measure from? Usually the back of the throat.

Reflections by AccentuateNegative 8-14-05

My landlord is raising my rent again. That's so gay. I wish you wouldn't use the word "gay" when you mean bad. Why not? That's so lame.

The Meek Shall Inherit Nothing by AccentuateNegative 12-23-05

The gay agenda is an attack on our country's Christian values, but we will fight back and win. If someone slaps you, aren't you supposed to turn the other cheek? Does everything have to be about the butt with you people?

Play-by-Play by AccentuateNegative 4-03-06

WOW! Look at Horford slam it in! He really exploded! I'm surprised UCLA hasn't been able to control the ball more--they're excellent ball handlers. It really would be exciting to see them come from behind. I think I just double-dribbled.

Special Interest Groups by AccentuateNegative 2-25-06

This Sunday, I'm going to preach about the gay agenda. Are you sure you want to do that? My parishoners must know about the gay agenda. Well, I was at the last gay meeting. We could only agree on one thing, and I'm not sure it's polite to talk about it in church.