Anyone who lives in the southwest part of the U.S. knows what a problem we're having with the invasion of illegal aliens. We need a "final solution" to this problem. This is where you strippers come in!

CC: 321 rules:
1) come up with a solution to the problem
2) racism, nationalism, and xenophobia-ism is strictly encouraged
3) old comics are not allowed
4) comic series are allowed (max 5 comics)
5) One panel in each comic is to not have dialogue

I'll be judging this in one week.

Have fun!

Here's an example:

RCL no. 1080 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-03-06

Will you take a fucking look at that! Un-fucking-BELIEVABLE! I wish the fucking government would fucking do some-thing about that! I wouldn't fucking count on it! I thought this fucking border fence would keep those fucking illegals out! Not if those fucking Mexicans soldiers are going to start fucking catapulting those fucking illegals OVER this fucking border fence!

what happened to rule #5?

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Kill Whitey.

You're right. Bad example. Don't do as I do; do as I say, young man!

Okay. Here's a better example:

RCL no. 1095 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 5-10-06

Rumor has it the Midget Men mined the ground between Mexico and the U.S., so we better be careful when we cross... Gotcha! Well? Age before beauty, bitch!

CC 321: Border Colonoscopy by kaufman 5-10-06

Ay caramba! A Minuteman. Excuse me, are you an alien? And Morty the Minuteman never had any more problems with aliens, legal or illegal. Er, si, senor. Well, what are you waiting for, boy? Anal-probe me!

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fuck you
racism isn't funny

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Taco Hell by Cre8tive13 5-12-06

So...uh...are you one of them aliens who's thinking of sneaking over the border illegally? I dunno. Maybe. I mean, why not, right? Mexican food to us is.... "Taco Bell" Fucking sheet, mang!

This is almost as bad as Franks contest by crabby 5-12-06

He's obviously trying to reach out to me. I've got to remain his friend no matter what. I came from Poland with work visa, but now I no go back. Cool.

here's my bid for SC glory...

Righteous Freedom Squad by AngryAmerican 5-12-06

Who are you senor? I am Captain Vigilant from the Righteous Freedom Squad! And you are attempting to illegally enter this Great Nation of mine! Si. I need to work to support my 13 children. Immigrant labor is vital to your economy. We do the jobs you Americans feel are beneath them for less wages than what you would make. I sympathize with you, fellow human! You must love your children very much to risk death for them! Let my Eye Beams be a shining beacon of Freedom for all the world to see! Our borders are secure for another day! Time for some celebratory tacos!

The Righteous Freedom Squad by AngryAmerican 5-12-06

Oh no! Eets the Native American Neenja from The Righteous Freedom Squad! That's right foul alien! Your laboring days are over! Our leaders have grown wise to your "taco bombs"! 'Taco bombs'? I no understand... Great Spirit! he's resisting! Must defend my country! SPIRIT OF THE GREAT BEAR GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH! Another victory over the silent insurrection. Maybe they'll put a plaque up here...

The Righteous Freedom Squad by AngryAmerican 5-12-06

How the hell am i supposed to make falafel without zataar... TERRORIST STOP! IN NAME OF DA riggy....rith...rooch....IN NAME OF DA FREEDOM SQUAD! But I have done nothing. I'm on my way to purchase chick peas for the making of the falafel. RAAARGH! GLOB SMASH TERRORIST! HIM NO OUTSMART GLOB! GLOB SILENCE DIRTY FOR-IN WORDS!

Righteous Freedom Squad by AngryAmerican 5-12-06

Stop in the name of Justice, Mr. Quaeda! It is I, Captain Alabaster of the Righteous Freedom Squad Here to foil your dastardly plans! How many fucking captains do they have? I can see by the color of your skin you're up to no good. And the turban is a dead giveaway. A clever attempt, fiend, but to no avail! Your evilishness ends today! Great... editor's note: in the R.F.S. if you've got eye-beams, you're automatically made a captain.*Angry American *ZOT* And remember kids, democracy is a privilege! So if its white its all right, if its brown vote it down!

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Kill Whitey.

This personal attack on me would have a lot more validity if you knew how to spell immigrant, dumbass!

i don't win then?

don't worry, my dad was an 'immigrant' to!!!!

I never said it wasn't funny!

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Immigrant Physics by fuzzyman 5-13-06

One day at the ranch... So I says to my wife, "Well that romaine lettuce ain't gonna make salad by itself!" She says to me, "You make it. It's a day without immigrants." Ha, ha! Fucking mail-order brides.

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Santa Is A Bit Of A Prick. by ArtemisStrong 5-13-06

I don't know about you, but I sure as Hell dont like Mexicans crossing America's borders illegally. What are you, some kind of racist, nationalistic xenophobe? Yes.

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No, it isn't.

- by dcomposed 9-16-05

What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of a lake? New Orleans.

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- by dcomposed 9-16-05

What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of a lake? New Orleans.

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Why I hate Immigration by HCRoyall 5-13-06

I have a simple solution to illegal immigrants. The border guards shoot on sight and put the bodies on stakes along the border as a warning to the rest. Wait, scratch that. That's a waste of ammunition.

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- by dcomposed 9-16-05

What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of a lake? New Orleans.

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I whole heartedly agree with dcom on this one.

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I respect crabby, artemis and dcom's opinions on this matter.

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