Here's a sequel to the actual sequel to Three's Company.

CC323: Three of a Perfect Pair, part 1 by fpd 6-04-06

Vicky, Jack has been dead a few years now. Don't you think it is time you let him go and move on? Maybe you're right. Jack, I've been thinking, I need more out of life than you can give me. Frankly, I need sex, and so I think I should see other men. All I need is the frustrated sexual energy of a young girl, and I'll have all the poltergeist powers I need to rock your world. Thanks for adopting me, Mrs. Ritter. It was so tragic how my parents both suddenly died of heartattacks, like they were scared to death of something. Call me Mom, Gina. I think you'll be happy here with us. Just remember our most important simple rule: no boys.

CC323: Three of a Perfect Pair, part 2 by fpd 6-04-06

So, Gina, you must be bummed that your parents died. How is your new family? It is so unfabulous, Addie. Would you believe I'm not allowed to see any boys? Oh yes, that feels wonderful, Jack. You are still the man. I'm about to fill your butthole with ectoplasm, baby. -- Oh no! Not now! I've lost it! What could have happened? Thanks for showing me what it's like to be with a boy, Addie. You're the best. I'm sure glad Mom didn't lay down any rules against girls. Not a problem, Gina. That's what friends are for.

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Well, what do you think? Judge it on Tuesday?

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Have the sequel to the judging happen on Tuesday.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC323: Laddie by fpd 6-04-06

Laddie, the son of Lassie. You have to go get help, Laddie! Terrorists have destroyed the city, and people are trapped in this building. Arf, arf! He's one mean son of a bitch. Hmm, fresh bones. Get away from me you filthy butthole smelling beast. And he'll always find a bone to chew. No, Laddie, don't attack the mutants! You don't know what kind of radiation poisoning you can get from their bones. Now go get help! Hmm, I wonder if Timmy has some bones inside too.

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RCL no. 1139 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-04-06

"Devil and the Blue Dress" Hey, Jamalia... Wanna go pick some cotton or something? SUCK MY DICK, BUTTHOLE!! Okayyyyy...

Sequels Always Suck by HCRoyall 6-05-06

Hi! I'm Hugh Grant. Most of you know me as the guy playing the rich gay-curious playboy in various movies that suck. But my role in the upcoming sequel to all those previous movies at once will change your minds. In this one, I'm not gay-curious! It's called "Nine Months About A Boy Giving Two Weeks Notice". In theaters next month!

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

is it too late to enter this compotition? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah

I will judge this contest tomorrow.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Two words for you: SPELL-FUCKING-CHECK!!

Give um a break man... He randomly typed letters in that last word and got it half right. It's homage to YOU!!! And you well know imitation is the greatest complement.

--red

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Give um a break man... He randomly typed letters in that last word and got it half right. It's homage to YOU!!! And you well know imitation is the greatest complement.

--red

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It's spelled C-O-M-P-L-I-M-E-N-T! [see my previous reply to mattmallone]

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Give um a break man... He randomly typed letters in that last word and got it half right. It's homage to YOU!!! And you well know imitation is the greatest complement.

--red

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It's spelled C-O-M-P-L-I-M-E-N-T! [see my previous reply to mattmallone]

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IT'S SPELLED J-O-K-E!!!

So... IS it too late to enter this compototion?

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

No, because I don't feel like judging it today.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I thort weed bondead randome comick layout gay and wee both had aneutral respekt fore each other.

will you fuck me when i learn how to spell?

you'll have to wait a few weeks untill we make the sequal to bare back mountain, because, i was wanking over a flower and a bee stung me.

Yes, that was it exactly, but now--it is time.

The runners-up, in no particular order because they were all so wonderful:

fpd for the delightful "Three of a Perfect Pair"
AngryAmerican for the chilling "TERMINATOR 4 Rise of the Common Household Electronics"
HCRoyall for the enervating "Butch And Jim"

SECOND PLACE: crabby for the chuckle-inducing "The Facts Of Shit"

and

FIRST PLACE: Cre8tive13 for consistently-visible "s-M*A*S*H-ed"

And now, the obligatory "nice" closing statement:

All of the entries were fantastic, everybody! Thanks for entering!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

FIRST PLACE: Cre8tive13 for consistently-visible "s-M*A*S*H-ed"

(Good choice)

Congrats

Tom Hanks

Tom Hanks in: Phillidelphia 2

by mattmallone, 6-08-06

my first honorable mention....i don't know what to say.

i'd like to thank the academy....

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Kill Whitey.

Yes, that was it exactly, but now--it is time.

The runners-up, in no particular order because they were all so wonderful:

fpd for the delightful "Three of a Perfect Pair"
AngryAmerican for the chilling "TERMINATOR 4 Rise of the Common Household Electronics"
HCRoyall for the enervating "Butch And Jim"

SECOND PLACE: crabby for the chuckle-inducing "The Facts Of Shit"

and

FIRST PLACE: Cre8tive13 for consistently-visible "s-M*A*S*H-ed"

And now, the obligatory "nice" closing statement:

All of the entries were fantastic, everybody! Thanks for entering!

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It was an epic battle of brilliant strips. I salute you gentleman. We will truly be remembered as the greatest comic contest participants.

I think Random Comic Gay should have won.
He should always win, only he should be able to make comics, only he should be able to do anything that uses comics.
The world would be a much better place if random comic gays face was on every flag. I remember when i first met him, we were up in the moutains over winter looking after the sheep, are relationship soon developed into more than just friends, (if you know what i mean).
It wasnt long untill he bought me my first cock ring, unforuntatly he had'nt measured proparly. He'd used the measurements from his arse hole instead, thus making the girth of the ring far to wide. so i wore the cock ring as a hat instead.

I HOPE HE WINS THE NEXT COMPETITION!!!!

Yes, that was it exactly, but now--it is time.

The runners-up, in no particular order because they were all so wonderful:

fpd for the delightful "Three of a Perfect Pair"
AngryAmerican for the chilling "TERMINATOR 4 Rise of the Common Household Electronics"
HCRoyall for the enervating "Butch And Jim"

SECOND PLACE: crabby for the chuckle-inducing "The Facts Of Shit"

and

FIRST PLACE: Cre8tive13 for consistently-visible "s-M*A*S*H-ed"

And now, the obligatory "nice" closing statement:

All of the entries were fantastic, everybody! Thanks for entering!

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It was an epic battle of brilliant strips. I salute you gentleman. We will truly be remembered as the greatest comic contest participants.

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Thank you everybody...It had to be a very hard task for Biped to pick a winner as I thought there were many funny entries!

As I just got back from losing in Vegas, I am happy to finally win something!

I will be coming up with a new comic competition shortly!