The Gay Snail by crabby 5-28-06

He's an adonis. What are you waiting in line for? A Smirnoff Ice. Not gay enough for my tastes.

The Gay Snail 2 by crabby 5-28-06

So, how are you enjoying the art? It's pretty good.... So why did you get the sex change? Why not just stay a man and have homo sexual relations? I just really wanted to be a woman. Definetly not gay enough for me. Which bathroom should I use?

The Gay Snail 3 by crabby 5-28-06

I like your soul patch. Are you into extreme sports? Hell yeah! I fucking play rockclimb chalk walk like four times a week with my bro crew. ... You wanna go fuck behind that tree? Now that's gay! This snail is a slut.

The Gay Snail 4 by crabby 5-28-06

You look a little nervous with that phaser. I'm afriad it might go off when it's not supposed to. Premature problems huh? It's never happened before, but I'm a worrier. I need to get off tonight, I can't take chances. Oh shit, I just came looking at that wet tight snail ass.

The Gay Snail 5 by crabby 5-28-06

Sup? Too ugly. I should have tried to read him some poetry while I had the chance.

pretty good, crabs

You really snailed it crabby!

But seriously, I enjoyed them all

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#5 reminds me of me in slimy hunchback form.

I just remembered--most snails are hermaphroditic and have crazy, sloppy, frothy sex with any other interested snail. We can learn a lot from our mollusk friends.

that's some damn fine work. thank you for gaying up my day...

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Gay snail 6 by JESUSSANDWICH 5-28-06

I thnk I have anal warts   ?   Marry me.

Gay Snail 7 by crabby 5-28-06

Yar,in heaven where might I find a sea friend? He is a large man. Yar, I'm horny as a magpie. I want to be held in his arms

Gay snail 8 by JESUSSANDWICH 5-28-06

I think "angel" was the best show on television. He is one of the gayest men I have ever seen.

The Gay Snail 9 by crabby 5-28-06

Wanna fuck? I proclaim thee King Gay Sex Snail! Shit, I'm still flaccid.

Gay snail 10 by JESUSSANDWICH 5-28-06

I will suck you dry For a creature of the night he sure is flaming

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The Gay Snail 11 by crabby 5-28-06

I think you might have a few things to teach me....... In the anal arts! Ok.

Gay snail 12 by JESUSSANDWICH 5-28-06

Nah, this joke is too easy.

Gay Snail 13 by crabby 5-28-06

So, uhhh.... I hate when Squirrels play hard to get.

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

can hermaphrodites really be gay?

i hope so.

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Kill Whitey.