Kidnapped by ReALiTy_CoMiX 5-30-06

Hey Little boy what are you doing here You kidnapped me remember? No i didnt u betta go, home your parents will be lost without you I doubt it... Honey...I think we shud turn Jons into a snooker club... Sorry dear i dont seem to understand...Whos Jon?

Kidnapped by ReALiTy_CoMiX 5-30-06

Here you go little Boy have some flowers to cheer yourself up... Oh Thanks... Your welcome little boy.. You no u remind me of someone? I was Micheal Jacksons Vocal Trainer.... Hehe That'll explain it..

Kidnapped by ReALiTy_CoMiX 5-30-06

So little boy have you got any muscles on them handsome arms... Okay your freakin me out man... What about now!!! Still Freakin me out... Oh man ive lost my touch i used to do this all the time... Yer you totali remind me of Micheal Jackson...

Kidnapped by ReALiTy_CoMiX 5-30-06

Why have you put ur jacket on little boy? ermm im really...cold! Arrgghh let me give you a hug Oh its all ryt im fyn now... Let me Give you a hug!!! You are really lame at this shit.....But ur reely gud at immitating Mickeal Jacksom...

Kidnapped by ReALiTy_CoMiX 5-30-06

I need to go and.....get something redy so ill leave you with ma friend Elton... Hi little boy you wanna play a game? Errr no thankyou... Oh man ive had no attention for ages... I wonder why..

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The First 6 in the series...
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Im simply the Best...dun dun dun dun, i can suck both ur breasts...

I didn't think they were that bad despite all the horrible spelling errors.

I don't believe it.

I can't believe that crabby doesn't believe it.

I don't believe that Humpenstein can't believe that crabby doesn't believe it.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

i can't believe there's yet another fuckin brit in here.

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Kill Whitey.

I don't believe I know what snookers means. Someone enlighten me please?

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

I can't believe it's not butter!

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

*DA DUM CHING!*

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I can't believe you just posted that.

i cant believe ur all jealos of me oh wait yes i can lol

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whats up i am sebra 139

roflz

I can believe that man evolved from random strings of polypeptides and other such strange chemicals.

Oh yeah, and as a sceptic, I don't believe in any of your beliefs/assertions.

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Hooray for catharsis!