Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Ha ha ha.................. FUCK YOU.

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Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!"

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Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!"

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You ever had a pirate-style blowjob? You pull out just as you're about to finish and come in her eye, then yell "Aaarrrr!"

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you're a D by the way

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what if nigger meant kite

That's better than I got from my algebra teacher. I got an X.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I got VD

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

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Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!"

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You ever had a pirate-style blowjob? You pull out just as you're about to finish and come in her eye, then yell "Aaarrrr!"

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The Fire-breathing Dragon is better. If you karate chop her with both hands, where her neck meets her shoulders on either side, just as you come, she'll choke and it'll come out her nose.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Ya gotta try the "Rusty Trombone"

Get a girl to put her lips on your corn-hole and at the same time, reach around and whack ya off.

Ahhh....It's music to my ears...expect her to have use the 'spit' valve.

Could you guys please exchange these via PMs?

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Are you offended that we use this "General Discussion" forum to talk about this stuff? Isn't that what this forum is for?

I'd rather read these all at once, rather than having to receive and send a PM to each and everybody who has contributed.

Wouldn't it be easier for you to just NOT read it...or am I wrong?

We could. But that takes too much effort.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Don't blame me Chicka... when I started this thread, I was only looking for more jokes about pirates with steering wheels attached to thier johnsons.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

wait, so youre NOT supposed to fart in her mouth?

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xx( o Y o. )xx

Aus... JIZZ goes in the mouth. FARTS go in the ear. Not the other way around.

Unless you feel like pulling of a "Smelly Cuetip"