It slices! It dices! It can cut through four inches of steel!
Shame it's suppost to be a tie rack!

The worlds full of new fangled inventions, and sadly most of them are god awful. I challenge you to create the worlds worst invention, or make fun of an existing product.

- No old comics
- Series are fine

I'll judge in about a week, give or take a year.

Enjoy!

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World's Worst Invention

The RapeMaster 5000!

by HCRoyall, 6-14-06

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Wonder Blade by LuckyGuess 6-14-06

My new wonder knife can cut anything! Watch as I chop this thrown pineapple in half! Wow! Shink! Just wait till you see the blender!

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

WW51: Fire by Prankenstein 6-14-06

I have made fire! Quite safe fire too, watch as I...

is this in violation?

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Yes.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Finger Condom....By Ronco by Cre8tive13 6-15-06

Do stray stray cats keep following you around for no apparent reason? Tired of biting into a sandwich and smelling TUNA....when it's HAM you are eating? Ronco introduces............................ The Finger Condom!¨ It keeps the stinky off your pinky....and the snail-trail off your fingernail!! Never worry about geting blood, warts or stinky finger again! Order now and receive not one..but TWO finger condoms! What a Deal!!! The girl in your life will thank you for it! You'll have "One in the pink and one in the stink" in NO time! With it's patented cute smiley face right on the sheath, she will NEVER notice the disgust on your own face when your finger accidently opens up one of the scabs on her labia! That alone is reason to buy this product! The Finger Condom¨ is Not available in any store....Don't wait! Call now! Operators are standing by!

WW 51: Every home should have one by ftc 6-15-06

Ladies and gentlemen, the next product on show is by-far the best. It's a washer/dryer combo which will vacuum to perfection. Feast your eyes on... ... woman!

I jest, of course

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Poo perhaps?

WW 51: Every home should have one (part II) by ftc 6-16-06

How much does it cost!?, I hear you cry. Why you don't pay for the woman with money. No siree bob... .. you pay for it with your Social Life, confidence and the inability to make a decision ever again.

WW 51: Every home should have one (part III) by ftc 6-16-06

It is more sophisticated than your average (ON/OFF) house-hold item. It uses a series of modes to opperate... ... such as "cranky", "unreasonable", "clingy" and "god damn annoying".

Again, jesting

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Poo perhaps?

WW-stripcreator.com

i need to think of the most original name for a website wherein you can create comic strips.

by xxausrottenxx, 6-16-06

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It may be hard to top Cre8tive13's comic, but at least the muse has finally struck.

WW51: New Products from Sodom Fags by fpd 6-17-06

I know smoking is cool. But there are such health risks to it, like cancer and heart disease. I would love to be hip and with it, but we're talking about my life here. I don't want to risk it. With our new perfume Menthol #5, you can smell like you smoke without lighting up! Now concern for your health doesn't have to stand in the way of being cool! That's really great! But what about my clothes? Wouldn't it get too expensive to spray them all with Menthol #5? And wouldn't it just come out in the wash anyway? That's what we've made Tarex laundry detergent and fabric softener for! Wash your clothes with them, and they'll always come out smelling like cigarettes! But what about when I kiss a guy? He'll know right away that I don't smoke, and then I'll be up a creek without a paddle. What you need is our Tobacco Jo bubble gum! It leaves your mouth tasting like an ashtray, and each piece comes with its own Tobacco Jo comic!

A Tobacco Jo comic from a package of Tobacco Jo bubble gum by fpd 6-17-06

Hey Jo! Want to go to Newport with me and check out all the first class castles there? That is a premium choice, Kent. But I want to make it back to Salem in time for the Camel concert. Wild horses couldn't keep me away from that top quality rock group. We'll hit the highway in my Mustang and be back before eve. Merci, you are a true prince, a natural champion. It was such a lucky strike meeting you. I hear the opening act is Focus. It will be like double happiness. That is so kool. It is the best choice and a real bonus value. We'll have to see them again when they play in Cambridge.

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More Products from Sodom Fags by fpd 6-17-06

It's great that you have all these products that can help me smell and taste like a smoker. But what about looking like one? How will I get my teeth yellow, for instance? That's not a problem with our new AquaStale yellowing toothpaste! It will yellow your teeth and leave you with a stale tobacco aftertaste! But what about wrinkles? Smoking makes you look older faster, and I still look like I'm in my 20s. With Nicotina Free Radical wrinkle cream, a special blend of baking soda and hydrogen peroxide, you'll be oxygenating your face into old age in no time. And what about my voice? How can I get that sexy scratchy voice that so many smokers have? With our Hacks cough drops, you'll quickly be hacking and coughing your way to that sexy voice in no time! Within weeks, you'll sound like you've been smoking for years!

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SPUNKMASTER MARK IV by AngryAmerican 6-19-06

Attention male chronic masturbators! Are you tired of mopping up semen after masturbation? Sickened by the wasteful uselessness of spent spunk and the awful, shameful mess it creates? Well those days are over!!! Introducing the SPUNKMASTER MARK IV! The revolutionary device that will forever change your disgusting post-orgasm cleanup rituals! The SPUNKMASTER MK IV takes your filthy discharge and transforms it into a variety of handy household byproducts! Right before your very eyes!

SPUNKMASTER MARK IV by AngryAmerican 6-19-06

Yes, if you masturbate more than once a day, you're just throwing money away! With the amazing range of products that can be made from your man-goo, you'll wonder have you ever made it without one! Things like a powerful adhesive glue. Perfect for thousands of household applications! A commercial grade lubricant. Ideal for ball bearings, automobile chassis, and as a motor oil supplement! A heavy duty sun block! A soothing anti acne facial cream. Nutricious and delicious pet and baby foods! Sound too good to be true? Listen to some testamonials!

SPUNKMASTER MARK IV by AngryAmerican 6-19-06

Before i got my Spunkmaster, i was wasting several rounds of my man-ammo per day. Now runnin em out is a full time job and i have my own line of aircraft adhesives. Thanks Spunkmaster!!! I was outta work and the bills were pilin up. Then i got myself a Spunkmaster and with the money we saved on pet food and baby formula alone, i was able to get an Xbox 360!! Thanks Spunkmaster!! It took me awhile to dial in the Spunkmaster to create the perfect tzaziki sauce, but when i got it right my Gyro business took off! And no more stepping on crunchy socks! Thanks Spunkmaster!!

this thing would change my life forever.

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Because the cigarette companies want to create more demand for it, here's another Tobacco Jo comic. Find one in each package of Tobacco Jo bubble gum. Collect enough and trade them in for valuable prizes, such as a packet of Menthol #5 or a small bag of Hacks cough drops.

A Tobacco Jo comic with a socially redeeming message by fpd 6-20-06

Kent, would you believe this new girl at Salem High asked me to stop smoking around her? Wow, what a Nazi. She even said smoking wasn't cool. Do you think she's right? It's important to me to be cool. Jo, if all your friends thought it was cool to jump off a bridge, would you follow after them like a lemming? No, of course not. That would be stupid. That's right, Jo. So does it matter if some health Nazis think smoking isn't cool? You're the coolest girl in school, and you know better.

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WW 51: The return of bacon by Prankenstein 6-26-06

Have you ever been nibbled on, laughed at for your ridiculous proportions or been discrimminated against for your healthy redish-pink colored skin? Yea, from time to time. Are you alone, in your house, wondering how I know so much about you? Are you a giant piece of rare steak? Then I've got the perfect product for you... Whoa, for a second there I thought he was talking about me.

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Dr. Dre: The REAL Best Rapper alive.

Judging will commence soon, ish. Soonish.

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The length of time this CC is taking is starting to be Crapmatic.....

Well, while he's away, I might as well quietly sneak in my submission.

WW 51: It's All About Context. by eggy_mcmuffinman 6-30-06

Hey, wanna hear about an amazing invention I came up with? Sure. See, it's a kid's toy called Baby's First Blowtorch, and it's, um... Did I mention I just spent 10 months in prison? It helps.

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In desperate search of a funny signature...

Hey guys, well thanks for all the entries!

In a perfect world, you'd all be winners.

But in this world, only AngryAmerican is the winner!

So good luck with the next WW!

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yay! i'd like to thank the academy and the esteemed mr.scot.....

i'll throw something together after the the drunken firework fest that we use to celebrate whoopin england's ass all those years ago.

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