Feature either the title of this CC in your comic or the horse character from the submitted category.

Other than that, crabby and biped are each disqualified unless they post an entry.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

A Groaner. by UnknownEric 6-21-06

I'm here, my dear Maura, let the lovemaking begin. I thought I told you to leave your horse outside. No, I'm sorry, he's demanding a threesome. Well, I guess I'll just have to fuck you AND the horse you rode in on.

I feel dirty.

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I has a flavor!

Burr, Cold by LuckyGuess 6-21-06

Hiya, Fran. Hello, Jerry. Any luck with the burr in your dick? Not really. The doctor says if I pull it out I'll get an infection. Too bad. I guess that means sex is out of the question. Well fuck you and the me you rode in on. I think you're leaking, Jerry.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

from my limited archives....

Tales of the Spirit Horse 1 by AngryAmerican 3-21-06

OK, so tell me again who the hell are you? And what the fuck is goin on? I'm a Spirit Horse. I am here to guide you since you are 1/32 part Souix Indian. You are still in your apartment in Cleveland, but hallucinating badly. So that peyote my buddy hooked me up with really works huh? Actually he found out 3 months ago that you fucked his girlfriend. Soooo... Soooo. That wasn't peyote? Nope. PCP. But I've never seen anyobody else overdose by so much and still be alive if that makes you feel any better.

Tales of the Spirit Horse 2 by AngryAmerican 3-21-06

Holy Shit! PCP! What the fuck! I've never done PCP before! Just relax. You're probably gonna die anyone so enjoy the ride. Wha.....What the hell kind of spirit guide are you? Shouldn't you be helping me? Huh. Pretty sure I just did that..... BY TELLING ME I'M GOING TO DIE? I'm sorry, should i have put a bit more spin to it? I'm kinda outta practice on the whole "spokespirit" thing. But if its a spirit sycophant you want, i got you covered.

Tales of the Spirit Horse 3 by AngryAmerican 3-21-06

And in a moment the the thread is lost. the inspiration is gone and a lame ending is inevitable. Soooooo weeeeeakkk....... Umm, can you bring the Horse back? I'm tired and hungry. And there are wolves after me. Simpsons on soon... FOOL! The Horse is poorly drawn and WEAK! Most people dying of an overdose would LOVE to have me as a hallucination. I have tentacles! I don't know. Maybe its just the excruciating death cramps wracking my intestinal tract, but i prefer the Horse.

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Kill Whitey.

RCL no. 1161 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-21-06

Take this down... FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!! That should do it! Dork!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

CC 325 by not_Scyess 6-21-06

FUCK YOU! Aren't you forgetting something? *ahem!* Right. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Thanks. He doesn't like to be left out.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I Had an Epic series planned, BUT, I got bored by crabby 6-22-06

Remember that time I stuck that deer leg in James Strepwell's mail box? No. I got really stoned and took this deer leg from this hill billy kid's dad. What the fuck was his name? You talking about Ricky? NO! The dumb guy. Hugh Grant?

Horsed By His Own Petard by boloboffin 6-22-06

Thanks for the ride home, guy. No prob...say, you got some cash so I can get some food? Sorry, I'm all out. Well, fuck you and the horse you rode in on! Wait a minute.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

CC 325: Sordid Love 1 by biped 6-22-06

M-matches...please buy my matches... (sniff) kind ladies and g-gentlemen... Aww...it's the Poor Little Match Horse. I'm...a whore now...

CC 325: Sordid Love 2 by biped 6-22-06

"Fuck you...AND the horse you rode in on!" This Adam Sandler movie is doing nothing to assuage my guilt. Matches...and...s-sex... (sob) Crikey! "...well, after Divine Brown, that horse looked jolly good... quite a natural progression, eh wot, ha ha ha, splendid..." Wait'll I tell "the girls"...I had sex with the horse that had sex with Hugh Grant.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Maruchan Instant Lunch by ArtemisStrong 6-22-06

Years earlier: I'm going senile.

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Ham-fisted ham fisting.

Groovy! - Horse Play by edoggydog 6-22-06

FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!! Groovy! (Later that evening...) UNNNGGH! UNNGGHH! OOOOOOOOOOO!! YEAH, BABY!! BETTER STAND BACK 'CUZ I'M GONNA SPOOOOOOOOGE!!! (The next morning...) Dude... Tell me you got her number! Number..? SHIT!! Oh, well... You up for waffles?

Groovy! - You, me and Mr. "Thingy" by edoggydog 6-22-06

FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!! Groovy! (Later that evening...) OUCH! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUK!! UNNGGH! UNNNGGHH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!! (Two hours later...) Promise me you won't tell ANYONE what just happened! Dude... My lips are sealed! So is my ass...LITERALLY!!

RCL no. 1163 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-22-06

No, Mr. Royall... It's not, "FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!" The proper sentence is, "FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE ON WHICH IN YOU RODE!" And, giving me the "finger" won't help your grade either, Mr. Royall!

RCL no. 1164 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-23-06

Then, I says, "FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!" But, it turns out, that "horse" was his ugly, bitch-ass wife! HAHAHAHA... Sir, I just wanted to know if you have any spare change... No, wait... I'm getting to the best part! Suddenly, in walks a real horse! So, we all slapped on condoms and took turns...

CC325: Death and his Horse by fpd 6-23-06

Hi, I'm Death, one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, yadda, yadda, yadda. Have you seen my horse around here? You? You're the one who has caused all this devastation? There's only one thing I want to say to you, man, one thing. Fu --- aggh! Sodding wanker! Do you think I would let anyone talk to me like that? Now where did my horse go? There you are! What have you been up to? I met a fine filly who wanted to make sweet tender love with us, and I knew you'd just kill her. So I said "#&%$ Death!" and let her take me on a wild ride of passion.

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CC325: War! What is it good for? by fpd 6-23-06

War! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again! War! Hold on now, son. I'm War, one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, and it's my good name you're badmouthing. Gosh, sir, if I knew it would hurt your feelings, I wouldn't be out here protesting. No, seriously, fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Ah, the fighting spirit of a warrior. Let me tell you what I'm good for. I boost the economy and get guys like you girlfriends. Are you serious? You can get me a girlfriend? How about that chick over there? She's really hot! Just keep up your war against war, son. I have a feeling she's going to be both single and militantly anti-war in a very short time.

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End of Active Service by RedfeatheR 6-24-06

Hey Red! You gonna enter my CC? You won the only two I've ever hosted... Nah. I don't even have to try apparently aww... Well that's too bad Huh? I though you were going to say the CC title just now... hrm... Well, see you man. I get out of the military on the 30th Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! There it is

Asshole. :D

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Flavored Water by crabby 6-25-06

I vant to suck yur penis! Dude, get the fuck out of here. I'm playing interactive porn. I vant you to play wit my penis! Fuck you and the horse you rode in on. Yur maw gave me a ride over here actually. Sorry mom.

RCL no. 1166 by RandomComicLayoutGuy 6-24-06

I just love sticking my finger in his ear and watch him shake his head violently like a young girl does when she gets spooged in the face for the first time! Steady... Steady... If, you stick your fucking finger in my ear, again, I'm going to claw your nuts and make you scream like a new convict does when he's being gang-raped in the ass for the first time! Well, FUCK YOU AND- ...and the horse I rode in on! I know. Weak.

uhg by cockring9462 6-26-06

Aren't you a water buffalo? No, I'm a hourse You mean "horse" No, "hourse" Fucking donkey Hourse

judging will occur at some point in the future.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

CC-different strokes by xxausrottenxx 6-29-06

Where's the horse you rode in on? fuck him bitch owes me 20 bucks.

same deal, bjs all around if i win

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