Australia has made it in to 2nd round of the world cup.

Our next match will be against Italy, and we're bound to win because they drew to a country that everyone hates

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The dictator of love and his weapon of mass destruction

World Cup? Mmmm...noooope...don't think I know what you're talking about. How about next time, you explain yourself a little before blabbering on like that, ust EXPECTING us to AUTOMATICALLY know what you're talking about.

Jackass.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

Nobody cares about soccer because we Americans don't win at it.

I don't care about it because it's just plain boring.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Nothing better than an extremely excited Spanish announcer screaming "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HotRodDeathToll follows the World Cup.

My list of reasons to like HotRodDeathToll grows still longer.

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It's grime time.

Wasn't that guy a Brazillian? Or at least from somewhere in South America?

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

The World Cup is the greatest and most beautiful thing ever.

Even if Scotland haven't qualified again :/

i don't care for the world cup. if they turn into chocolate, or hide the meaning of life inside it, or modify it so that one can stick his penis inside it and have a felling comparable to commiting incest with his favorite sister, than call me so i can steal it.

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i love my sister. i love sex. incest combines everything i love.

As long as England don't win the world cup, I'm happy.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

England won't win.

The socceroos, won't beat Italy. The ghannereans, will lost to Brazil.

It's prety much a lock that Ronaldo will eat the World Cup trophy after Brazil wins it. The whole thing is so anti-climatic that I've stopped caring completely.

Why the hell do people refer to soccer as "beautiful"? I have NEVER referred to a sport as beautiful. Shit, if I called football or baseball "beautiful" I'd probably get my ass beaten to a pulp by some drunken senior citizen. In soccer, you're kickin a ball around. In football, you're throwin a ball around. In baseball, you're feelin your balls around. I don't see why the latter aren't considered beautiful.

I stand corrected...

My favorite part of soccer is when the crowd starts rioting.

My favorite part of soccer is when it's over and I don't have to hear about it anymore.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I only really care about the Robocup, and that's over now.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

The only thing lamer than the "robocup" are that kid's sandals.

Your mom.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

My mom