Prankenstein
Junior Comic Technician
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| Come on Tom Cruise, come out of the closet. | |
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| Tom, you come out of the closet right now! There's a fire, I'm not going to fight with you any more, I have others to save. | |
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| I'm not falling for that one, the answer's still no! | |
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| Boy, it's hot in here! Hey John Travolta, wanna pick up where we left off... | |
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| Hey, is your refridgerator running? | |
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| Well then you'd better go and catch it! | |
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| Those shorts are very becoming on you, hell, if I were on you I'd be cumming too! Hehehe, if you catch my drift... | |
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| Ewww! Fuck off and don't try those lame pick up lines ever again! | |
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...And as one thing led to another, Pete was brought to a dramatic, yet awkward situation.
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| Wait! The doctor said no sex for a week or... what the hell did he say? Oh yeah, no sex for a week or I'll get an... err... errection! | |
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| You got to be fucking kidding me! | |
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What the doctor REALLY said...
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| OK Pete. You have to listen carefully, you can't have any sex for the next week or you'll get an infection. | |
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| Say Pete, I dare you to chug this gasoline i found! | |
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| Now now, my shiny robot friend, that wouldn't be very responsible of me. So I'm going to have to decline. | |
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A few dozen beers later...
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| Say Pete, how 'bout chugging that gasoline now? | |
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| Hell yeah brother! Hook that shit up. | |
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Little did Pete know his bladder had been filled with highly flammable, gasoline piss after drinking two full jerrycans.
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| Fire! Fire! Fireman Pete has come to save the day with his fire hose! | |
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--- Dr. Dre: The REAL Best Rapper alive.
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