Those of you who haven't been around for a while may have missed what was arguably the greatest comic contest ever, CC #6, AKA the Wirthling Sucks contest. Those of us who truly attempt to go above and beyond the call of duty haven't forgotten those fateful words...

It is not important that you know anything about me. You can use what you do know about me or just make something up about me. Put words in my mouth, make me look like an asian girl, just talk about what a sorry ass loser I am, or whatever. Just dis me hard.

Obviously wirthling is the greatest of men, and rather than fold under the barrage of spite we throw at him he only fires it back at us. Truly he is a man to be admired. I offer this thread as an homage to the great one. I'm posting my own personal collection of comics, as well as a host of brand new ones.

For those of you who missed the original fun, there's no time like the present to get started.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6 - Wirthling Sucks Big Time']

[Click to view comic: 'One Good Turn Deserves Another']

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling, Master of His Domain']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Sucks, Volume MCXXIV']

[Click to view comic: 'Is the Dis Wirthling Contest Over Yet?']

[Click to view comic: 'Ask and Ye Shall Receive']

[Click to view comic: 'I Hate Wirthling More Than Mondays']

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Felches Apes']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Apathy, Inc.']

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 22: wirthling sucks... literally']

[Click to view comic: '\/\/!|27|-||_¡|\|@ $µ']

[Click to view comic: 'Wirdini the Great']

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling's Humble Abode']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Person Man']

[Click to view comic: 'Life's a Beach']

[Click to view comic: 'Je ne connais pas les français']

[Click to view comic: 'Not My Entry']

[Click to view comic: 'Avocado's Number']

[Click to view comic: 'Wake']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

And on to the new stuff...

[Click to view comic: 'Road Rage']

[Click to view comic: 'Speed III']

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthmobile']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

[Click to view comic: 'Toast Up']

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling Ahoy']

[Click to view comic: 'House of Style']

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My CC 6 entry:
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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

I prefer to pursue loftier matters than how much wirthling sucks. But I did make this one:

[Click to view comic: 'The man from Nantucket']

Incidentally, there are eleven comics containing the phrase "wirthling sucks", seven of them by Gabe, and one of them a parody of Gabe's strips.

This was a blatant excuse to abuse Brad's newly-implemented multiple-comic code, isn't it?!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

If I really wanted to do that, I would have posted them all in one big chunk. But that would have looked goofy, I think.

It was more a way to tell everyone just how much wirthling sucks.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Kinda like telling everyone that the sky is up in the air.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Wirthling is one of my favorite authors. It pains me to be forced to post such vile slander about him. Really it does.

[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest #6 - Quantity']
[Click to view comic: 'Comic Contest 74 - I had to use both sides']

I seem to have a greater number of strips about how Gabe sucks. I should start a new thread.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

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I seem to have a greater number of strips about how Gabe sucks. I should start a new thread.

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Actually this is really a late entry to CC #6:

[Click to view comic: 'CC74: Wirthling Still Continues to Suck - by gabe_billings']

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Sick obsession or unhealthy fixation? You decide:

[Click to view comic: 'Project Wirthling']

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

I never did a wirthling sucks comic. I also never did a the sky is blue, the grass is green, 1 + 1 = 2, or gabe smells like rancid ass one either.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Wirthling deserves all this and more. He truly is a pathetic pile of arse. Why, if I were him, I'd--

Oh.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Close curtain.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Here is one of mine for the current contest...

[Click to view comic: 'CC74 - Magically Gabelicious!']

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Here is one of mine for the current contest...

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Yes, yes... patience, dearie.

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