Robbing A Home by crabby 7-09-06

What makes you so confident that we can just walk in and rob this place? Well, I've got this here crowbar. What if that family has a gun or calls the cops or what if the head male of the house is a cop or has really big muscles? Well, I've got this here crowbar. I'm just not sure. I've also got a flashlight.

Robbing A Home 2 by crabby 7-09-06

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON THE GROUND! Whoa... I'm a burglar. Where is the money? I think my mom has all the money. Where does you mom keep the money. In the bank.

Robbing A Home 3 by crabby 7-09-06

What about your dad, does he have any money? He doesn't live here, but I'm pretty sure he keeps his money in the bank too. What about jewelry? Does your mom have any jewelry? Of course she does. Fine, where is it? She wears it.

Robbing A Home 4 by crabby 7-09-06

There's a kid in there and she isn't being cooperative. You're good with kids why don't you go talk some sense into her. I just agreed to be the lookout man, I don't want to actually have to go in there and get my hands dirty. I didn't say kill her. Just find out where the good stuff is. Why don't you just walk around the kid and tear the house up until you find the stuff you want? I have OCD.

Robbing A Home 5 by crabby 7-09-06

Alright kid where do your parents keep all the valuable stuff? Well, we have a closet full of gold bricks in the basement and three balloons of pure coccaine in my ass. Come get it papi.

Robbing A Home 6 by crabby 7-09-06

What happened man? Did you get anything good? I got about 3 lbs. of pure Columbian coccaine out of that lil kids ass. That's pretty fucked up. That's not the worst part, I think she liked it. What do you mean? She gave me her cell number and told me I could come back anytime.

Robbing A Home 7 by crabby 7-09-06

Oh god, someone has broken into our home and gone through our things. I hope no one stole my soiled panties. Hopefully our security droid was enough to scare them away. I'll go in first and make sure the coast is clear. I'm going to need a full status report on the burglary. I have full video of the two burglars and they took the fake coccaine out of my robo rectal cavity. Don't worry, all they took was the fake coccaine from the young girl bot. What a relief.

Feel free to add on.

Oh yeah, and the comics were all genius. Kudos.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

i will not soil your fine series with my rubbish.
nice work

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Kill Whitey.

Crabby, you've stolen my heart.

Seriously though, I need that back.

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Chapter 6 was the best.

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I has a flavor!

It was entertaining with a capital F.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.