The Foot Man by biped 7-10-06

Boss...you've got gorgeous feet. GORGEOUS FEET! Guh--ED! What in the world are you DOING? I...I'm trying to think of a way to tell my boss that I'm a gay foot fetishist, and that I want to make sweet, sweet love to his luscious feet. You're--you're GAY? But-- Oh, don't worry, Edna. I'm only gay for men's feet. Otherwise, I'm strictly hetero. But--but--what about MY feet?

The Foot Man 2 by biped 7-10-06

I'm sorry, Edna, but you have what I refer to as "monkey feet." Plus, they're covered with bunions and corns. I'll--I'll get a PEDICURE! I'll spend every day at Felson's Foot Spa, and-- Well, heh heh--that won't quite solve the "monkey feet" problem, now will it? Are you telling me RALPH BURTON has PRETTIER FEET than--Ed! Why are you turning your back to me? Because I'm getting an erection, Edna, and...it isn't for you. You BASTARD!

The Foot Man 3 by biped 7-10-06

Boss...I have something to tell you... Look, Flonase, if it's about my feet, forget it. Your wife warned me over the phone. Then, could I at least...have a pair of your shoes? Oh, for Pete's sake, yes--if it'll get your mind back on the Peterson account. Oh, Edna, my dear...let's make mad, passionate love like two sex-crazed gypsies. All right, Ed--but I am NOT going to spend the rest of our sex life wearing these fucking FLORSHEIM SHOES!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You've raised the bar again, biped.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

Please give Flonase my number.

Odour eaters not necessary!

'Foot Man' series does not stink

I'm getting an erection....but not from these comics.

And don't worry, I will always wear Florsheim shoes for you.

Thank you for the comments.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.