Once more, a short but sweet feature from the creator of "Extra Crispy". The Jihad Show!

How to be sensitive in Islamic societies by Lord_Patrick 4-26-06

Hello, I'm your host Ali, and this is the Jihad Show! Tonight, we discuss the proper way to act polite in Islamic societies. ..But first, a word from our sponsor CAIR! Okay.. that was funny. Now, here's the correct way to act.. It's the Israel/Denmark/ The Jews/ America/ The Crusaders fault! Today on BBC news. Hamas Islamists hijacked a bus and drove it into a nearby retirement home, killing the residents. And the incorrect.. Hi! I'm Prophet Mohammad! No! I'M Prophet Mohammad!

Jihad Show Episode II by Lord_Patrick 5-07-06

Hello! Welcome back to the Jihad Show! Tonight, we continue our three part special on how to act in Islamic societies. Here we go! Correct Do you know what I heard? Imperial Zionist invaders continue to oppress peaceful Muslims in the West Bank. May Allah destroy them. Yes. I also heard American pigdogs are going to step up attacks on freedom fighters in Afghanistan. May Allah guide them to sundering defeat! Incorrect Did you see the documentary on the History Channel about the Arab Israeli situation? They brilliantly showed, from archaegological and Islamic sources, that there never was a 'Palestine'! Preach it sister! I heard that Tariq Ramadan and Ali Sina got into a debate, and Tariq eventually started to pout and whine like a baby!

Jihad Show Episode III by Lord_Patrick 7-11-06

Welcome back to the Jihad Show! We now conclude our three part special on Islamic etiquette! Tonight, how to identify the right religious sermons from the wrong ones! Correct You must remember, it is the Zionazi jooooooos that are responsible for high gas prices, Abu Ghraib, 9/11, the Holocaust, and the Prophets death! Death to Israel and America! Aloha Snackbar! Incorrect Amen! And so the Lord said "Love one another as I have loved you."

Overly political, dogmatic, poorly written, and unfunny. And by the way

You don't need "archeological and Islamic" sources to show that. Just look at a map from 60 years ago.

Let me also add "unintelligent" to my previous list.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

i'm with not_scyess on this one.
dull.

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Kill Whitey.

That means absolutely nothing to me.

I didn't like the comics very much, but I liked it when the guy said "Aloha Snackbar."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

It's like that time we filled the swimming pool with Squeeze Parkay.

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What others say about boorite!

BTW, these comics are bigoted.

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What others say about boorite!

butter.

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I has a flavor!

butter.

The flavor says bigotry.

I can't believe it's not jingo.

It's a country crock of shit.

loolollolll

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What others say about boorite!

Your comics have no comedic merit, but much worse, they show a trend of hatred towards a region of people who must live in peril from the hoardes of violent extremists ignorant people like you associate with them.

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-Travis Garden

aren't we allowed to hate whoever we want?

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Kill Whitey.

There's a tim and place to hate. and then there is the blatant out in front of everyone hating. The former wouldn't be acceptable if everyone else saw either.

The true hypocrisy here is that you'd all love it if Garrison Keillor narrated it.

"Well now, they were all plannin' the big jihad, don't ya know..."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

open minded people are only allowed to hate things that hate or might hate or the masses hate or the masses might hate or musicals

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what if nigger meant kite

i try to only hate things and people that i hate.
i hate that i must selectively hate...

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Kill Whitey.

you just inadvertently quoted a calvin klein commercial verbatim

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what if nigger meant kite