When you think about all the succesful musicians who've done drugs, it's hard to escape the conclusion that doing drugs results in a succesful life filled with fame and fortune. I'm going to go with that.
--- I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.
I'm Willie Nelson. You may remember me from such hit songs as heartbreak hotel and On The Road Again.
The police pulled over my tour bus a little while ago and noticed a pungent odor of marijuana comin from it. So they searched it and confiscated my stash of weed and mushrooms. And my dang tour bus.
Hope they don't find those dead Thai boys strapped to the undercarriage...
I certainly don't expect everyone to dig his music, but if the people here who don't like it could give an example of country music they consider to be far better, I'll listen to it.
I was going to make a comic that sucked as bad as Hootie and the Blowfish to express how bad Hootie and the Blowfish suck, but this is the worst I could do.