I think we need some more challenges in the SC. Making comics and posting pictures isn’t quite enough. So what I’ve done is take a song that everybody knows and altered the words to it. Jimmy Fallon? Adam Sandler you say?
FUCK YOU FOR THINKING THOSE NAMES WHEN IT COMES TO MY ORIGINAL IDEAS!!!
Anyway, like I was saying, this place needs more culture and with the following song, I hope that others will share there incarnations of songs.
Also this would be the perfect spot for posting original funny poems, odes, limericks or the like.
Enjoy…
-- red
[b]The Original Freddie Mercury Version of Bohemian Rhapsody
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught ‘tween a man’s thighs
No escape from orgasming
Open your eyes
Look up to the guys with glee
I’m just a gay boy, I need more sodomy
Because I’m easy come, when I’m blown,
Little guys don’t make me moan,
Anyway the men blow, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me
Mama, just filled a man,
Put my gun against his head,
Pulled my ding-ding, now he’s feed,
Mama, I had just begun,
But now I’ve come and thrown it in his face
Mama gooo,
Didn’t mean to make you right
If I’m not back in him this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if you’d never saw it coming
My taint, and achin’ bum,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time,
Goodbye favorite dildo - I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you in my behind and face the poo
Mama ooo- (any gay will do though)
I don’t want lie,
I sometimes wish Tobor had cornholed us all
I see a little silhouetto of a man’s,
Scrotum gooch!
Fuck a cooch!
Will you do me standing oh!
Underwear is tightening-very very ex-ci-ting!
Gay ol’ fellow! Gay ol’ fellow!
Gay ol’ fellow! Gay ol’ fellow!
Gay ol’ fellow, finger my hole!!!
Man that feels gooOOOOOHHHHH
But I’m just a sore boy cos nobody lubes me
He’s just a sore boy from a vicious fisting
Give him some time ‘fore this monstrous cocking
â€Easy chumâ€
“Go easy? No!â€
“Will you let me go?â€
â€Kissmyasshole!
No! We will not let you goâ€
“Let him go!â€
â€Kissmyasshole!
No! We will not let you goâ€
“Let him go!â€
â€Kissmyasshole!
No! We will not let you goâ€
“Let him go!â€
â€Will not let you go†– “let me goâ€
â€Will not let you go†– “let me goâ€
No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go
Ballz and a chub, has the devil planned ass-rides for me, for me, for me!
So you think you can soil me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me alive
Oh baby-love the things you do baby-
Just better get out-just gotta get right outta here
Nothing like man-batter,
Anyone can see,
Nothing like man-batter, Nothing like man-batter in me,
Anywhere the man blows.... (Sluuuurrrrrp)
-- RedfeatheR
