I think we need some more challenges in the SC. Making comics and posting pictures isn’t quite enough. So what I’ve done is take a song that everybody knows and altered the words to it. Jimmy Fallon? Adam Sandler you say?

FUCK YOU FOR THINKING THOSE NAMES WHEN IT COMES TO MY ORIGINAL IDEAS!!!

Anyway, like I was saying, this place needs more culture and with the following song, I hope that others will share there incarnations of songs.

Also this would be the perfect spot for posting original funny poems, odes, limericks or the like.

Enjoy…

-- red

[b]The Original Freddie Mercury Version of Bohemian Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught ‘tween a man’s thighs
No escape from orgasming
Open your eyes
Look up to the guys with glee

I’m just a gay boy, I need more sodomy
Because I’m easy come, when I’m blown,
Little guys don’t make me moan,
Anyway the men blow, doesn’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama, just filled a man,
Put my gun against his head,
Pulled my ding-ding, now he’s feed,
Mama, I had just begun,
But now I’ve come and thrown it in his face

Mama gooo,
Didn’t mean to make you right
If I’m not back in him this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if you’d never saw it coming

My taint, and achin’ bum,
Sends shivers down my spine
Body’s aching all the time,
Goodbye favorite dildo - I’ve got to go
Gotta leave you in my behind and face the poo

Mama ooo- (any gay will do though)
I don’t want lie,
I sometimes wish Tobor had cornholed us all

I see a little silhouetto of a man’s,
Scrotum gooch!
Fuck a cooch!

Will you do me standing oh!
Underwear is tightening-very very ex-ci-ting!
Gay ol’ fellow! Gay ol’ fellow!
Gay ol’ fellow! Gay ol’ fellow!
Gay ol’ fellow, finger my hole!!!
Man that feels gooOOOOOHHHHH

But I’m just a sore boy cos nobody lubes me
He’s just a sore boy from a vicious fisting
Give him some time ‘fore this monstrous cocking

”Easy chum”
“Go easy? No!”
“Will you let me go?”
”Kissmyasshole!
No! We will not let you go”
“Let him go!”
”Kissmyasshole!
No! We will not let you go”
“Let him go!”
”Kissmyasshole!
No! We will not let you go”
“Let him go!”
”Will not let you go” – “let me go”
”Will not let you go” – “let me go”

No,no,no,no,no,no,no
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go
Ballz and a chub, has the devil planned ass-rides for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can soil me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me alive
Oh baby-love the things you do baby-
Just better get out-just gotta get right outta here

Nothing like man-batter,
Anyone can see,
Nothing like man-batter, Nothing like man-batter in me,

Anywhere the man blows.... (Sluuuurrrrrp)

-- RedfeatheR

The Intrusive Clown by biped 10-10-06

"New York, New Yoooork, a wonderful town! The Bronx is up, and--" "--I'm a funny clown!" Err..."The people all ride in a hole in the ground! New York, New Yoooork--" "--I'm a won-derful CLOOOOOWN!" Look, you better SHUT UP! You better BUTT up! Ha ha, ha--BURN!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Groovy! Presents: Captain Obvious and Captain Obvious, Jr. by edoggydog 10-11-06

Tonight, our heroes sing their version of Alan Parsons I Wouldn't Want to Be Like You... ♫ If, I had a mind to... ♫ ♫ ...I wouldn't wanna think like JEWS! ♫ ♫ If, I had time to... ♫ ♫ ...I woulddn't wanna talk to JEWS! ♫ (Apparently, they don't like JEWS!) ♫ I don't care what they do... ♫ ♫ ...I wouldn't wanna be like JEWS! ♫

Nec-Romance III by Redfeather 4-02-04

I hate myself It's hard to try To live my life I want to die I can't live Now you're gone It is too hard I can't move on I have given up hope There is nothing left for me To much has happened I need to be free I can't escape I'm bound to you I love you still I wish it wasn't true I'm sick of suffering I'm sick of my pain I need to die So I won't get hurt again I won't get better I can't heal It's your fault This cant be real I can't go on I want to leave this place Soon I'll be gone Without a trace I give up Trying to understand My depression Has got out of hand I hate to suffer I hate to cry I give up I want to die I'm sorry, I wasn't listening. I usually skip over the panels that have too much dialogue

Get the "Led" areyoutalkingab-OUT by RedfeatheR 8-14-05

What the fuck are you talking about? Greasy slicked down body, Groovy leather trim. I like the way ya hold the road. Mama, it ain't no sin... Talkin' 'bout love. I'm talkin' about love. I'm talkin' 'bout.. dodododododo DODODODODODO!!!

Wayne, WAN and the two man band VII by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

What is love? It begins as all fires do, a spark soon ignited into a blaze of warmth and colorful delight. Holding hands, becoming friends, earning trust and futures once again looking bright. Loneliness turned to hope, emptiness filled up with dreams. Hunger satisfied, and the darkness lit by love's moonbeams. Tears no longer hit the ground; they fall on someone's shoulder. Feeling young, as you grow older. When sorrow leaves you wilted as a sun-parched rose, comfort is a river that flows and flows. The sun's light, the morning dew, they are all the beauty tha-- BABY DON'T HURT ME!!! DON'T HURT ME!!! NO MORE!!!

Greg Thompson's Erocktica Live! Sex, Sweat & Rock 'n' Roll by RedfeatheR 8-28-05

Every porpoise has a purpose Every goat will stand and gloat Ab-out how he's such a gloomy gus AND HIS PENIS WILL TEH BLOOOOOOAT!!!! nice finish It came from the heart

I Know What Dogs Like by biped 10-14-06

"I know what dogs like...I know what hounds want...I know what dogs like...I know what's on their minds..." WOOF... WOOF...WOOF! "I got my cat moves...that so upset them...chew toys and beef treats...fun to frustrate them..." "I know what dogs like...I know what hounds want...I know what dogs like...dogs like... dogs like PANTS!" ???????

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In keeping with the tone set by Red
Sorry Jimi,

[b]"Purple Haze"

Lots of gays come on my main
Lately things just don't taste the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy

I just gaze all around
Don't know who is comin' up or down
Am I happy or in Bukkake?
What ever it is, those guys pulled a train on me

Help me, Help me
Oh, no, no

*gaytar solo*[/b]

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

Bon Natale by choadwarrior 10-14-06

Hey Santa...how 'bout you go downtown tonight. Ewwwww, never again. Awww, why not? ♫ ♫Your love is like bad venison. ♫ ♫

Groovy! - Happy Daze by edoggydog 10-18-06

♫ Happy days are [*hic* ] BEER again... ♫ ♫ The shkies above are [*burp* ] BEER again... ♫ ♫ Let ush shing a shong of [*hic* ] BEER again... ♫ ♫ Happy days are BEER again! ♫ BRAAAAAAAAPP!! Sho..? What do you think of my [*hic* ]SHONG?? Groo-*hic*-VEE!

Take me drunk; I'm home by RedfeatheR 8-14-05

I'm a little pumpkin Orange and round. Here is my stem, There is the ground. When I get all cut up, Don't you shout! Just open me up And scoop me out! I think that pumkin over there just sang a little pumkin song You must be drunk

Groovy! Don't you wish your girlfriend was ___ like me? by edoggydog 10-23-06

♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was a WHORE like me? ♫ Groovy! ♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was [*hic* ] DRUNK like me? ♫ BRAAAAAAPPP!! Groovy! ♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend had an ASS like me? ♫ Groovy!

The 59th Street Beatnick by RedfeatheR 10-23-06

Slow down, you move too fast, You've got to make the morning last Just kickin' down the cobble stones, Looking for fun and feelin' groovy!

Groovy! Don't you wish your girlfriend was ____ like me? II by edoggydog 10-23-06

♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was HOT like me? ♫ Groovy! ♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was COOL like me? ♫ Groovy! ♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was DUMB like me? ♫ Groovy!

GROOVY!!

Groovy! Don't you wish your girlfriend was _ like me? Final by edoggydog 10-24-06

♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was FLY like me? ♫ Groovy! ♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was THIN like me? ♫   ?   ♫ Don't you wish your girlfriend was THE BOMB like- ♫ Ahhh... FUCK THIS!!