Who's up?
no one can lob a rhesus as far as me.

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Kill Whitey.

I was always picked last for monkey-hurling back in gym class :(
Thanks for re-opening a painful wound.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I got picked last for fantasy basketball. :-(

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What others say about boorite!

I gave the big finger to all organized sports (in which I was always picked last) and went off on my own to play superheroes around the monkey bars.

So yeah, fantasy monkey-hurling? I'm in.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

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play superheroes around the monkey bars.

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play superheroes around the monkey bars.

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Ooh, how about Fantasy Justice League? I pick Green Arrow!

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My advice is that nobody get involved with this. It'll start out well, but we'll all end up in jail once Angry American runs out of monkeys and starts throwing black people.

its true, sometimes i can't tell the difference unless one's got a ton of fake gold around its neck.

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Kill Whitey.

Monkeys steal gold chains. You can never be too careful.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

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play superheroes around the monkey bars.

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Ooh, how about Fantasy Justice League? I pick Green Arrow!

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We made up our superheroes...I was Liberty Boy! He was a Superman-type with a Peter Parker background.

Anyway, in Fantasy JLA, I'd pick Batman.

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JLA Fantasy? I'll take The Flash. He can run really fast! And, yes, Flash is necessary. I know Superman runs fast, too, but he's always busy with other super duties like shtupping Lois Lane.

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We need more promotion for the MHL. How about this as our ad slogan...

"How do you fling a rhesus?"

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And for the kids, a bag of Rhesus Pieces.

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What others say about boorite!

spider monkeys are much more difficult to throw because they really grab on to shit with thier goddamn prehensile tails

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Kill Whitey.

True, spider monkey throwing and getting my wife to let me go in electronics boutique while she's trying on shoes are both like trying to get a booger off your ring finger.

All I know is, when they masturbate, they shoot webs.

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I has a flavor!

teh monkees liek to fly!11oneone

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I dumb :D

Babboon Lobbing is the most difficult because they fight back really hard unless you drug them first, but that's not considered very sportsmanly and it's illegal in tournaments.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

my baboons tested positive for drug use.
then again, so did i.

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Kill Whitey.

Throw a monkey at a motherfucker's head.

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What others say about boorite!

i'm SO getting one of those.

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Kill Whitey.

tee hee that's rad

YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I EAT YOUR FACE!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"...youth gangs in the depressed city suburbs..."

How can you be depressed with all those monkeys around?

And do depressed city suburbs ever commit suicide?

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No, they just get really passive-aggressive.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

the affluent suburbs use trunk monkeys

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what if nigger meant kite