Who here is going trick or traitoring? I certainly will, dressed to the hilt.

I'll be Rorschach from Watchmen, so keep your eyes open.

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It's grime time.

I'll be sitting at home with the porchlight off, watching horror movies, like I do every other night.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

We don't have a "porch light" so much as it's a "burned out bulb" on "the front stoop." With any luck it will be covered in ice to deter the little parasites from taking our coveted candy. Those are my Dots, motherfuckers!

Also, boorite's going to be the antichrist and I'm a superhero's secret identity. So we're wearing our normal clothes.

I'll post some pictures of me in my costume as soon as I get them. My costume was SO tits money bacon

I knew there were a lot more reasons why I loved boorite and ivy. One hallowe'en I went as a jogger. Sweat pants and t-shirt. It's the minimalist approach.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

One of my roommates has cerebral palsy and walks funny, so he went to a costume party as the Minister of Silly Walks, and I and my other roommate dressed in black and went as his bodyguards. We have candy for trick-or-treaters, but all the good stuff is for us.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

People always act like they only buy candy on Halloween and get all stingy about handing it out. Do yourselves a favor and start buying candy more often so you don't have to make kids cry constantly.

I'm doing the mommy-holding-the-flashlight thing for Halloween. Don't know if I'll Tinkerbell it up or not. I'm totally getting pictures if I do, I need pics of Travis as Cap'n Hook anyway. I probably won't get Nate to dress up either. I think he burned his costume.

It's pretty cold tonight and it's a pretty small costume.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My friends threw a big party and we had alot of fun digging up fresh corpses from the nearby cemetery and gluing their eyeballs to trees. I dressed up in the skin of a dead hooker, while my friend hanged a transient from a big branch and kids kept poking it with a stick to see if it was real (fleeing in terror when they discovered the truth). The midnight sacrifice to Satan was the highlight, as always. I'm Looking forward to next year already.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

This weekend I partied and dressed up as Nelly. I think Chicka can appreciate that I was decked out in full "STL" gear. However, not as many people recognized me as I hoped and just thought I was another pompous Cardinals fan asshole.

Halloween has been cancelled on our estate for the third year running.

The knobs from the residents commitee (i.e the old giffers) decided that bunches of kids running around screaming and generally enjoying themselves was frightening and/or disturbing residents who weren't interested in letting their hair down and having a bit of fun. I mean let's face it, there's nothing scarier or disturbing than a five year old dressed as a witch is there? So posters were made and distributed to the fun hating bastards to put on their doors to stop the scary children from knocking. That didn't work because the kids either ignored them or couldn't read them. So flyers were posted through every door asking parents to keep the children to avoid disturbing any one.

So I've been out and got the biggest pumpkin I could find and have carved a rather large erect prick on it and plan to place it on the doorstep of the resident commitee leader's house. Just for holiday kicks.

Oh, I'm not stingy with candy and hoard it for myself. On the contrary, every year I went out of my way to spend what meager savings I had on candy for trick-or-treaters. I didn't get that crappy orange and black peanut butter taffy either. I always got the good mini candy bars and shit. And every fucking year, despite the porch light blazing and the obviousness of someone being home and willing to freely give out candy, no one showed up. And then I was left with five to ten gallons of candy, little of which I could eat, so it either went stale because no one ever visited, or it got thrown out.

So this year they can stay the fuck away. I'm spending the candy money on books.

i'm going to a Black Label Society show tonight. i don't really care for their music, but everything is comped cuz of the club i work at, so why the hell not go and get fucking idiotically drunk for free...

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Kill Whitey.

I'm on the left. I wish I was the broad on the right.

Here's a picture I made of Halloween Ed.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

*is the wannabe Nelly on the right*

I had someone draw the STL logo on my right arm, but for some reason I have no pictures that show my right arm. Fuck.

I want to wear a burka. Not for Halloween. For every day.

I'm writing a paper! HOORAY.

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

Biped, suck my dig oer i'll, kill youe tiger.

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Poop.

Hope you're ready for total cuteness.

Travis stars in these two crappy camera phone pictures as Captain Hook:

And in that second picture, crouched down in the back, with a bat headband over my winter hat, is me.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

I think you ment "Space Captain Hook".

Which is much cooler.

I was working whilst all the kids were out trick or treating, got home about 11 to find out that no kids came and we had all these sweets just lying around.....

SUGAR RUSH!!!!!!

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The following statement its true. The previous statement is false

I got home at 6:30, and we only had two groups of kids after that. Someone told me several groups came around before 6:30.

HEY MOMS! NOT EVERYONE HAS BEDDY-TIME AT 9:00 PM! BRING YOUR DAMN KIDS BY AT A REASONABLE HOUR OR THEY DON'T GET SHIT!

So now my co-workers will have to suffer from leftover Halloween candy... which is fine, because these are probably the same type of people who think trick-or-treating starts at 5:00.

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"Old" is the old new.

When I was a kid, we trick-or-treated after dark. Otherwise, what's the point? Sure, some of us got hit by cars. It's supposed to be a scary holiday of death.

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What others say about boorite!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Read was a dinosaur. I might post a picture later of the incredible cuteness.

I just wore my "this is my costume" glow-in-the-dark t-shirt.

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I has a flavor!