...a few ladies at each of my jobs (current and old.) Val Kilmer, John Leguizamo, Christina Ricci, Mandingo's girlfriend, Bolo's wife, Choad's wife, my lesbian friend's girlfriend, my lesbian friend's EX girlfriend, Maureen Stapleton, Ray Liotta in Narc, Princess Leia in the slave outfit, Christine Taylor when she was in Hey Dude!, Clemmy on Reno 911!, a few of my friend's girlfriends, my buddy Eric's EX-girlfriend (well, a lot of them, actually...he's a man of superb taste), Tiff, Shauna (Eric's sister), Shauna (who's joining the Suicide Girls), Sam my favorite bartender, Jen my OTHER favorite bartender, Megan R, Megan D, Devon and her boyfriend Brian, Dom's ex-hook up (I forget her name, that girl from Jersey, she had the lisp), my current hook ups: Crystal, Krystle, Kristian, Julie and Rachel, Sandi, Kris's mom, John's ex-girlfriend Heather, Murph's current girlfriend Dori, Michele from high school, Michele from Norristown, Becky, Gina, Caitlin, Laura, Anna, Santos, Petey, Marilyn Manson-Look-A-Like Chick, Small Paul's girl Stacy, that older lady I met at the bar, the OTHER old woman I met at the bar, the one with the lazy eye who works at Wawa, my old boss Kelly, my buddy's wife Mandee, Alexis, Brenna who I hooked up with in Philly, Emmalee from MySpace, Erin who is Laura's cousin, Katie the artist, Katie from my old pet store job, Lauren R who dates McCloy, Vanessa from LiveJournal, that MILFy broad I sometimes see at the bus stop down the street, that old bag at the liquor store who refuses to serve my underage friend (just to mistreat her), Betty from the Flinstones, Scarlet Johansson in the Island, Emily Watson (in whatever movie she did with Edward Norton), Edward Norton, Fairuza Balk, Marlon Brando in "The Wild Ones", Troi, Crusher, Vash, Yar, the Klingon sisters with their Klingon kleavage, Mary Ann on Giligan's Island, Paul Stanley from the 1977 Love Gun era, Pam Oliver, the lead singer from the Killers, D'Arcy Wretzky, Meliisa auf der Maur, Scott Weiland, my brother's ex Leslie 'cause she's so crazy, Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled, and last but CERTAINLY NOT least, all of the cheerleaders in that NFL Network commercial about NFL Replay.
Thanks to matclarke for the inspiration!
