Graphic moose knuckle images:

 http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/9708549.html

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didn't she used to be hot or something?

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Kill Whitey.

2nd to last... menstrual blood.... oh dear christ....

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the kid's getting old, the kid's getting old

That was perhaps the least erotic thing I have ever seen.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

That big fat scar is nice too.

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This is almost as bad as those "Ben Affleck's dangling nutsack" pics.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There are Ben-Affleck-dangling-nutsack pictures?

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

This should have been posted in "Flaps Go Here."

When Paris Hilton is telling you to keep your legs shut, you know you've got problems.

Meh, at least she's shaved

Ugly though

The Toga Bar - Naming Conventions by up4abeer 12-11-06

I'd like to order some food but this menu makes no sense. Everything’s named after a celebrity attribute. So what's a Janet Jackson boobie? A chocolate milkshake. Ok I see. Then I'll have one of those and a Britney Spears who-ha. Open-face roast beef sandwich. Excellent choice sir.

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Shovel Ready

blech (read: well-done comic).

Unknown Eric's pussies

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UnknownEric

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what if nigger meant kite

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Jail Bird by up4abeer 6-04-07

I'll take a big steaming dump on your face. I'll put a disease infested live rat up your formally tight ass. I'd piss on your tits if you had any. That was just mean. Now I'm not in the mood. I'm sorry Paris. You know I love you. It's ok. Thanks for visiting. I love you too Britney.

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What kind of car is that skank Paris Hilton driving NOW?

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BigFrank105

A Whore by four

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Couldn't she just walk between the bars anyway?

She will probably try to suck on them until they go flaccid.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.